A list of puns related to "Archaeologist"
Because they're dating other people/Because they keep bringing up the past.
They found her coffin.
TNT. It's dino might.
Because her career was in ruins!
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
but he was also a history miner.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
unless you want your career to be in ruins.
They all get the gist of their field.
One mucks around in fountains....
They went to a site where rumor states a rare dinosaur bone was there
So the man said to his wife.. "I've got a bone to pick, with you~"
(Correction: they are not archaeologists they are paleontologist!)
They're always digging up the past.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
Because his life was in ruins
Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.
Because they’re all kept under wraps.
Oh wow! Dig it, man!
His career is now in ruins.
It is Ancient Grease.
HOLY CRAP
After a few hours of digging, one of the archaeologist bursts out laughing, the other one asks, "what's so funny?" The archaeologist stops laughing holds up an arm and says "well, I found this humerus"
It was literally a Tomb In It job
Hey, those artifacts ...
They weren't digging it.
Carved on to the post was some roman-looking words:
TOTI
EMUL
ESTO
After two hours of analysing the words, he was approached by the farmer that owned the field. "What are you looking at chap?" Said the farmer.
"I'm trying to figure out the meaning of the writing on this post... it looks Roman! This could be a great find!" The archaeologist replied.
"Let me take a look" says the farmer as he analyses the carving.
"It says "To tie mules to" you silly twat".
Credit to Stephen Fry on No Such Thing As A Fish podcast
Edit - Formatting
He hit rock bottom
Because there were remains to be seen.
Dad: picking up a regular rock You know this is a Native American sexstone? Me: How come? Dad: It's just a fucking rock!
Because he lost his mummy.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
His career was in ruins.
His career was in ruins!
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
Their lives are all in ruins.
So I said - You don't dig it?
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