Why sleep with a geologist?
Because they know what makes the bedrock!
I have a buddy who is a prominent geologist, but outside of work, he's very lazy and inactive.
He lives a sedimentary lifestyle
Why are geologists always grumpy?
Because people take their work for granite.
Why date a geologist?
Because they know what make the bedrock! 😉
What's the difference between going out with a Geologist and a Geographer?
One rocks, the other will give you the world.
Why did the geologist’s wife divorce him?
Because he took her for granite 😁
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
What's the best thing about dating a geologist?
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?
What do you call a band of geologists?
What's a geologists favorite museum?
I asked my geologist friend what his favorite music was
Why didn’t the geologist care about his foliated metamorphic rock?
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?
Never date a geologist
They find faults in everything.
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
What did one geologist say to the other geologist?
Mind your own damn bismuth.
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
I'm so proud of my hungry geologist dad...
He went to the kitchen and discovered there was stewtonite.
What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?
When they hit rock bottom.
What Do You Call A Comedian Whose Parents Are Geologists
Geologists often take things for granite.
Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
Because we're a rock band.
What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?
My girlfriend is a geologist. For our anniversary I got got her a limestone jewelry box.
A geologist asked me if I like extremely high, steep hills with a flat top. I said yeah
I like big buttes and I cannot lie
How do geologists get their rocks off?
By breaking them and staring at the cleavage.!
Why wouldn't the geologist get rid of his rock collection?
what did one geologist say to the other
your shist at your job but he replied, that's not very gneiss
How did everyone know the geologist was a redneck?
He was an expert in RELATIVE dating
Geologists do crystal math
I bet the career of a geologist can be...
Pretty rocky at times. Though I am sure if they can stay grounded they won't get buried by it all.
Why did the geologist go to jail?
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
Every year my town has a 4th of July track meet during the day, and any age can compete. My geologist dad, heavy set and not ready to compete, entered the mile and obviously did poorly, but he crossed the finish line, gave me a shit-eating grin and said:
"......gneiss guys finish last."
What is a geologist's number one rule?
Never take anything for granite.
What kind of rocks doesn’t any geologist like?
Geologists are always so thankful
They take nothing for granite.
What do Geologists sleep on?
Geologists aren’t boring...
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