What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?

It wasn't my fault.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?

β€œThere was a schism in the chasm.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haaskivi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I had a horrible nightmare about earthquakes last night

I woke up trembling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes

but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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An earthquake destroyed my neighbors house

Good thing It wasn't my "fault"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratham_909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake

When the city comes to, God is standing over it.

"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.

San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theqoflife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?

His name was sir chasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniStark97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...

The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?

A stationary store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottchiefbaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I get so nervous during earthquakes,

that I start shaking uncontrollably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico

Only Juan died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlowKermit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just experienced an Earthquake.

I'm fine, just a little shaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SAOgeek113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be…

…in a stationary store…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I made a device to measure earthquakes.

It turned out to be faulty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?

Milkshakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pnohgi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Despite what you think, earthquakes aren't perfect

They all have their faults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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GF has been blaming me for us losing all our stuff in an Earthquake..

even though I told her it wasn't my fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onermedscissor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did one person say to another in the case of an earthquake?

"I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation were in"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ki11ah75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.

It’s always the Earth’s fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?

Get off me homes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmoore2211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Did you hear the rumors about the earthquake?

They all turned out to be faults!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...

"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"

"The Quakers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I had a dream about being buried by vodka bottles after an earthquake!

It was an Absolut nightmare! I am glad to have woken and seen the world and Skyy again...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?

It's ground breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitejuly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What's the best song to play during an earthquake?

Good Vibrations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IASIPFL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.

But the ground was cracking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call an organic version of quaker oats?... earthquakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4YV33lol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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why don't horses die in earthquakes?

their homes are very stable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jobtimusprime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause

It's not their fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceXDragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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I was on the toilet when the earthquake happened.

It was a heavy Bowel Movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepumpkins15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The Earthquake portion of the museum had to close early today, scientists concluded that the exhibit was faulty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshescobar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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My city had an earthquake recently

It was ground-breaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newbie1canoebee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.

It’s always her fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoStillReading
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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How does someone win by everyone losing because of an earthquake?

Win by de-fault.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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It isn't my fault that earthquakes happen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoggitz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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The recent studies done on earthquakes have been..groundbreaking

Hope you're not too shaken after hearing that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketHealer21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Scientist have just found out that Jupiter does not experience earthquakes

It experience jupiterquakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akumahluk
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.

It will really shake Djibouti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Historyguy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I'd tell you more about the earthquake I was in, but my memory of it is pretty

shaky.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do you call a cow during an earthquake..?

a Milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I get so nervous with earthquakes

that I start shaking uncontrollably

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake

Milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashyBoi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

It's not my fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusHalloween
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.

But the ground was cracking up.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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