What do you call a cow in a earthquake
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οΈ May 22 2021
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
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οΈ May 19 2021
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
I always cry when I watch documentaries about earthquakes
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
Earthquakes are rare in my area...
so I have no fault insurance.
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
I had a horrible nightmare about earthquakes last night
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οΈ Jun 27 2020
How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?
βThere was a schism in the chasm.β
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
An earthquake destroyed my neighbors house
Good thing It wasn't my "fault"
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
San Francisco gets knocked unconscious in an earthquake
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
I get so nervous during earthquakes,
that I start shaking uncontrollably.
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
Did u hear about the knight who died during an earthquake?
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οΈ Jul 19 2020
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
Where is the safest place to be in an earthquake?
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
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οΈ Apr 04 2019
I made a device to measure earthquakes.
It turned out to be faulty.
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οΈ Jan 16 2020
Despite what you think, earthquakes aren't perfect
They all have their faults.
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οΈ Jul 07 2019
Thereβs only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.
Itβs always the Earthβs fault.
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οΈ Jul 06 2019
What did one person say to another in the case of an earthquake?
"I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation were in"
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οΈ Oct 08 2019
GF has been blaming me for us losing all our stuff in an Earthquake..
even though I told her it wasn't my fault
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οΈ Nov 10 2019
Did you hear the rumors about the earthquake?
They all turned out to be faults!
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οΈ Jul 15 2019
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
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οΈ Sep 20 2019
I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause
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οΈ Dec 15 2017
I had a dream about being buried by vodka bottles after an earthquake!
It was an Absolut nightmare! I am glad to have woken and seen the world and Skyy again...
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οΈ Jul 05 2019
What's the best song to play during an earthquake?
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οΈ Apr 25 2019
After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...
"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"
"The Quakers"
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οΈ Jul 06 2019
When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.
But the ground was cracking up.
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
why don't horses die in earthquakes?
their homes are very stable
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οΈ Mar 13 2019
The Earthquake portion of the museum had to close early today, scientists concluded that the exhibit was faulty.
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οΈ Dec 06 2018
Did you hear the new research on earthquakes?
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οΈ Aug 23 2019
My city had an earthquake recently
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οΈ Mar 16 2019
I was on the toilet when the earthquake happened.
It was a heavy Bowel Movement.
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οΈ Jul 06 2019
Scientist have just found out that Jupiter does not experience earthquakes
It experience jupiterquakes
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οΈ May 10 2018
The recent studies done on earthquakes have been..groundbreaking
Hope you're not too shaken after hearing that one
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οΈ Sep 22 2018
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
What do you call a cow during an earthquake..?
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οΈ Jul 01 2020
I just experienced an Earthquake.
I'm fine, just a little shaken.
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
I get so nervous with earthquakes
that I start shaking uncontrollably
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οΈ Feb 28 2020
The safest place to be during an earthquake would beβ¦
β¦in a stationary storeβ¦
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οΈ Mar 13 2020
What do you call a cow in an earthquake
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οΈ Aug 15 2019
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
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οΈ Mar 07 2019
When the earthquake told a joke, nobody laughed.
But the ground was cracking up.
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οΈ Mar 10 2019
I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.
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οΈ Mar 11 2019
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