A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

The bartender says, β€œthat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes

Bartenders says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joey_m47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.

The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GilreanEstel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Hurricane Marco is headed towards land

Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes

Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.

The bartender said β€œthat’ll be $20.20”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?

It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What's worse than a hurricane?

TITTY TWISTER

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daboss104
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Hurricane Wind Scale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Hurricanes are very...

depressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofarfi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FUNNNYJoke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Why are hurricane winds so fast?

Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...

"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarrowFlinn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"

"Because it's too afraid to blow him"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobmancat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?

Irma get you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkdby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"

It won't touchdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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What's Hurricane Irma's last name?

Gerd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma

No way Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Braz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?

Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahsakaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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[OC] My neighbors are ready for Hurricane Irma....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stingroo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a β€œFlo-rida”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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If these hurricanes don't sod off...

Irma lose my shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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Hurricane Harvey

My daughter said her class raised a bunch of money for hurricane Harvey. I said, β€œWhy would you that? It’s just going to blow it!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwse30
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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The bull and the hurricane

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MostlyHarmless
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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[PUNNY]LIVE UPDATE ON EVACUATION ZONES FOR **HURRICANE IRMA PSA** youtube.com/watch?v=KqRfk…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valenteman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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What's behind Hurricane JosΓ©?

Hurricane Jos-b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejschrays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.

She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthaaatguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Does anyone know why scientists are having trouble tracking hurricane Jose?

It's because he's undocumented.

My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix1142
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Marriage is like a hurricane

It starts off with all the sucking and blowing... Then you lose your house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2wings
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Did you hear about the hurricane that lost its force?

It was disgusted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HailAtlantis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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What did the US Virgin Islands say when it got fucked by the Hurricane?

Ir. ..ma...God!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor-starfish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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By now we've all heard of Hurricane Irma

It seriously blows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashTheFox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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How was the hurricane's day at the beach?

Swell thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F-Stop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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I pull into my Miami house and my wife says a hurricane is coming.

I said I don’t know about you, but Irma getting out of here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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I'd be happy to answer any questions about Hurricane Irma.

As long as you are okay with my answers being long-winded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesfordayzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Daughter: "Are there hurricanes on Lake Superior?"

Me: "No sweetie, those are called BRRR-icanes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheresthespoonaha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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I have hurricane-induced acid reflux.

My doctor calls it Irma GERD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcampo84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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Hurricane damage report from my dad

http://imgur.com/hTIWTOD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swac
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballerlakers24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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Why are hurricanes always named after girls?

Because otherwise they'd be himicanes.

Credit to /u/Kailslaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says, β€œThat’ll be $20.20.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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