A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
The bartender says, “that’ll be $20.20”
A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes
Bartenders says, “That’ll be $20.20”
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
Hurricane Marco is headed towards land
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.
The bartender said “that’ll be $20.20”.
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
What's worse than a hurricane?
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...
Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.
Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?
HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.
Why are hurricane winds so fast?
Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...
I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
What's Hurricane Irma's last name?
There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma
Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?
Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.
[OC] My neighbors are ready for Hurricane Irma....
So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating
Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?
If these hurricanes don't sod off...
My daughter said her class raised a bunch of money for hurricane Harvey. I said, “Why would you that? It’s just going to blow it!”
The bull and the hurricane
There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings.
The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc?
"We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.
When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
What's behind Hurricane José?
My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.
She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!
What did the hurricane say to the island?
Does anyone know why scientists are having trouble tracking hurricane Jose?
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
Marriage is like a hurricane
It starts off with all the sucking and blowing... Then you lose your house!
Did you hear about the hurricane that lost its force?
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What did the US Virgin Islands say when it got fucked by the Hurricane?
By now we've all heard of Hurricane Irma
How was the hurricane's day at the beach?
I pull into my Miami house and my wife says a hurricane is coming.
I said I don’t know about you, but Irma getting out of here!
I'd be happy to answer any questions about Hurricane Irma.
As long as you are okay with my answers being long-winded.
Daughter: "Are there hurricanes on Lake Superior?"
Me: "No sweetie, those are called BRRR-icanes"
I have hurricane-induced acid reflux.
My doctor calls it Irma GERD.
Hurricane damage report from my dad
What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)
Why are hurricanes always named after girls?
Because otherwise they'd be himicanes.
Credit to /u/Kailslaw
Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says, “That’ll be $20.20.”