A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
The bartender says, βthatβll be $20.20β
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A man walks into a bar, orders Corona and 2 hurricanes
Bartenders says, βThatβll be $20.20β
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︎ Aug 23 2020
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
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︎ Aug 25 2020
A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says: thatβll be $20.20
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Hurricane Marco is headed towards land
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
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︎ Aug 23 2020
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes
Bartender says, "Buddy, don't you think you've had enough of those today?"
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A man walks into a bar and orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.
The bartender said βthatβll be $20.20β.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What's worse than a hurricane?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Hurricane Wind Scale
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︎ Aug 25 2018
The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...
Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Hurricanes are very...
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︎ Apr 15 2019
The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.
Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?
HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Why are hurricane winds so fast?
Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...
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︎ Sep 11 2017
I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
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︎ Jun 03 2014
My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
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︎ Sep 28 2018
What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
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︎ Sep 05 2017
Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"
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︎ Sep 12 2018
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
Itβs also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
What's Hurricane Irma's last name?
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︎ Sep 07 2017
There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma
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︎ Sep 07 2017
Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?
Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.
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︎ Sep 12 2018
[OC] My neighbors are ready for Hurricane Irma....
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︎ Sep 10 2017
So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating
Does that make them a βFlo-ridaβ?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
If these hurricanes don't sod off...
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︎ Sep 04 2017
Hurricane Harvey
My daughter said her class raised a bunch of money for hurricane Harvey. I said, βWhy would you that? Itβs just going to blow it!β
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︎ May 30 2018
The bull and the hurricane
There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings.
The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc?
"We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.
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︎ Jul 03 2017
When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
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︎ Sep 11 2017
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︎ Sep 08 2017
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
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︎ Aug 18 2013
What's behind Hurricane JosΓ©?
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︎ Sep 10 2017
My wife asked me what I'd name a hurricane. I told her, I'd call it Wendy.
She's pregnant with our first child, I'm getting practice!
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︎ Feb 02 2018
What did the hurricane say to the island?
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︎ Oct 30 2017
Does anyone know why scientists are having trouble tracking hurricane Jose?
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
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︎ Sep 11 2017
Marriage is like a hurricane
It starts off with all the sucking and blowing... Then you lose your house!
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Did you hear about the hurricane that lost its force?
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︎ Jan 26 2018
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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︎ Mar 02 2017
What did the US Virgin Islands say when it got fucked by the Hurricane?
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︎ Sep 09 2017
By now we've all heard of Hurricane Irma
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︎ Sep 09 2017
How was the hurricane's day at the beach?
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︎ Oct 05 2014
I pull into my Miami house and my wife says a hurricane is coming.
I said I donβt know about you, but Irma getting out of here!
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︎ Sep 08 2017
I'd be happy to answer any questions about Hurricane Irma.
As long as you are okay with my answers being long-winded.
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︎ Sep 08 2017
Daughter: "Are there hurricanes on Lake Superior?"
Me: "No sweetie, those are called BRRR-icanes"
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︎ Aug 27 2017
I have hurricane-induced acid reflux.
My doctor calls it Irma GERD.
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︎ Sep 09 2017
Hurricane damage report from my dad
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︎ Oct 10 2016
What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)
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︎ Oct 03 2015
Why are hurricanes always named after girls?
Because otherwise they'd be himicanes.
Credit to /u/Kailslaw
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Man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two Hurricanes.
Bartender says, βThatβll be $20.20.β
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