I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster
It's just a draft at the moment.
What did the windmill say to the tornado?
"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"
Marriage is just like a tornado. . .
In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing,but by the time it's over... you've lost your house.
I’m currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..
It’s only a draft at the minute.
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
What is a tornados favorite game?
Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...
It’s just a refreshing breeze!
Was told a joke about a tornado the other day.
What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?
Did you hear about the boarding house that was hit by a tornado?
I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.
They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?
It was called the VoreTex-as.
Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?
The scene was udder annihilation.
Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?
D'you know what happened to the cow that got sucked into a tornado?
Priorities during a tornado
Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."
My wife made a tornado for dinner.
She was cooking up a storm.
Did you hear about the cow that got swept up in the tornado?
A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.
All that was left was de Brie.
tornado drill
coming to a home depot near you!!
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
What did the tornado say to the car?
The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...
He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"
Did you hear about the cow who flew away in the tornado ?
What is a tornado's favorite place to get a burger?
Did you hear the one about the tornado?
There's a twist at the end.
Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?
Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
A tornado destroyed a lettuce farm
What do you give a tornado for its birthday?
You looks are like a tornado
I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.
My life had been uprooted.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado
But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train
Wow, that was a huge Tornado
I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.
The company said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.
There’s nothing left but de brie.
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”
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