What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?

A cathastrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4rk3rl1fe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a tornados favorite game?

Twister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I saw a tornado once.

It really blew me away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wO0h0onow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Was told a joke about a tornado the other day.

Blew me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...

It’s just a refreshing breeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Did you hear about the boarding house that was hit by a tornado?

Roomers were flying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Wow, that was a huge Tornado

It really blew me away

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?

The scene was udder annihilation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nevets52
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.

The company said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?

Da brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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This is a tornado warning

No tornadoes better come round here

(SCTV)

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyJV
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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D'you know what happened to the cow that got sucked into a tornado?

It was udder disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My wife made a tornado for dinner.

She was cooking up a storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the cow that got swept up in the tornado?

Such an utter disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmed24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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tornado drill

coming to a home depot near you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamyule
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.

All that was left was de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.

There’s nothing left but de brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What did the tornado say to the car?

Wanna go for a spin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?

A cyCLONE!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringleMuffin123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What is a tornado's favorite place to get a burger?

Wendys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palewine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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You looks are like a tornado

You blow me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatgazoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What do you give a tornado for its birthday?

A funnel cake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socco51
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who flew away in the tornado ?

What a udder disaster !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear the one about the tornado?

There's a twist at the end.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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A tornado destroyed a lettuce farm

Nothing romained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerkialo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado

But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrackedOreo666
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

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Always try to keep your attitude like a chair in a tornado

Uplifted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonellaChikn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?

Because it always gets touchdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call a tornado that hits a cattle feed lot?

A shit storm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannyDantyla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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