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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhaleMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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I got struck by lightning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandyDangerPowers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?

Car-go Pants

i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepe_Le_Frog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you get when lightning strikes a pecan tree?

Nuts and Bolts. β›ˆ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?

This is mainly because lightning can't run

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?

They were completely cattletonic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?

Chicken Ka-Chow mein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adraz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..

It's a current affair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning

Shocka Khan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?

Only if he’s a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BargleFlargen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Got struck by lightning today

It was shocking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What happens if you were attacked by Pikachu's lightning?

You'd turn into Ash .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emir_t_b
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why did the man driving the train get stuck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy621
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen

Incarnation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?

He was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjfullinfaw07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?

Carbonzo beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_to_the_stars
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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πŸ”₯ A look inside a tree that has been struck by lightning. v.redd.it/rza32k4frqt31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neur0nic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat-chow!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casybaseball
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.

Shocking isn't it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackshot666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?

They use a Thor-mometer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icebolt08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?

Auto-cannibalism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DillSoupYT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What religion is Lightning McQueen?

raceism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macknificent101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?

He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?

Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I was surprised when i saw a man get struck by lightning

The man was shocked as well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickKennyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.

He was quite a bad conductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My drum major was struck by lightning

She was very good at conducting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did Lightning McQueen say when he ate a nut?

Cashew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeviTheGuru
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.

Turns out he was a conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.

Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpontop9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...

So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricTheReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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I never knew how lightning worked

Thats until it finally struck me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saladbbar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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How do you stop a Dad whose as fast as lightning?

With a rubber

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.

Only when it's ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My Dad says I hammer like lightning!

I never strike in the same place twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimick1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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If a train gets struck by lightning

Does that mean the conductor is good at their job?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_wicca
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I used to wonder how lightning worked.

Then it struck me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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Lightning

I was thinking about lightning then all of a sudden it struck me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainwatchGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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