Amtrak employees are more like to be struck by lightning than any other profession.
Because they are good conductors
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
I got struck by lightning.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
I was struggling to find out how lightning works..
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out
Lightning struck our house last night.
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?
This is mainly because lightning can't run
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?
Why did the man driving the train get stuck by lightning?
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
What happens if you were attacked by Pikachu's lightning?
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
Got struck by lightning today
What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?
What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?
What religion is Lightning McQueen?
What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?
What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?
He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
I was surprised when i saw a man get struck by lightning
The man was shocked as well
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What did Lightning McQueen say when he ate a nut?
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.
Turns out he was a conductor.
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
This one comes from my 6 year old but I thought it belonged here. “What did the lightning say after it told a good joke?”
BOOM! (followed by exploding rock hand gesture)
I used to wonder how lightning worked.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
My Dad says I hammer like lightning!
I never strike in the same place twice.
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
