When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
How do lighting bolts laugh?
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
What do you use to put a bolt in someones back?
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal 
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What did the deaf man ask Usain Bolt?
I've been told a fat guy outran Bolt
He must be faster than light
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.
How did the crazy bolt explain the difference between himself and his brother to his brother?
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.
I guess it's a running joke.
What's Usain Bolt's favourite subject?
Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar?
Want to hear a joke about Usain Bolt?
Who's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
How does Usain Bolt like his eggs?
Usain Bolt's destiny
My wife commented the other night that Bolt was "destined to be a sprinter with that name"
"Or an electrician", I replied
Whenever my cat bolts across the room
After saying that my cat is the fastest cat he's ever seen
Dad: Look at MEWsain Bolt go!
Usain Bolt must be a fruit.