Next time I'm on a roller coaster, I'm bringing some nuts and bolts with me.
When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
I joined to pieces of metal today without nuts and bolts or welding
The whole process was riveting
Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
Did you hear the news Usain Bolt has COVID19?
How do lighting bolts laugh?
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
What do you use to put a bolt in someones back?
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal 
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.
I've been told a fat guy outran Bolt
He must be faster than light
What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
How did the crazy bolt explain the difference between himself and his brother to his brother?
What's Usain Bolt's favourite subject?
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.
I guess it's a running joke.
Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar?
Who's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
Want to hear a joke about Usain Bolt?
How does Usain Bolt like his eggs?
Whenever my cat bolts across the room
After saying that my cat is the fastest cat he's ever seen
Dad: Look at MEWsain Bolt go!
Usain Bolt must be a fruit.