Next time I'm on a roller coaster, I'm bringing some nuts and bolts with me.
When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I joined to pieces of metal today without nuts and bolts or welding
The whole process was riveting
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first itβs boring and then itβs Riveting!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Did you hear the news Usain Bolt has COVID19?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
How do lighting bolts laugh?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
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︎ Jan 31 2020
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do you use to put a bolt in someones back?
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︎ May 02 2020
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Dead bolt
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
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︎ Jul 10 2014
I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.
βHmmm! Sheβs trying to pull a fast oneβ I thought
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal [2016]
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︎ Feb 02 2019
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
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︎ May 28 2019
I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.
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︎ Jun 24 2017
I've been told a fat guy outran Bolt
He must be faster than light
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
How did the crazy bolt explain the difference between himself and his brother to his brother?
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︎ Apr 14 2018
What's Usain Bolt's favourite subject?
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︎ Mar 19 2018
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.
I guess it's a running joke.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar?
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Want to hear a joke about Usain Bolt?
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︎ Sep 08 2017
How does Usain Bolt like his eggs?
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︎ Jul 13 2017
Whenever my cat bolts across the room
After saying that my cat is the fastest cat he's ever seen
Dad: Look at MEWsain Bolt go!
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︎ Aug 28 2013
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Usain Bolt must be a fruit.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Who's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
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