Usain Bolt Puns

A list of puns related to "Usain Bolt"

Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Did you hear the news Usain Bolt has COVID19?

Its spreading fast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brokenbyher2019
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Usain Bolt has Corona virus

I guess there is something that can catch up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfy4dsny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?

Fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreangamerguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.

β€œHmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Usain bolt must be a fruit

Have you seen that mango?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssasinButt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.

He can run but he can't hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?

Me crazy nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.

I guess it's a running joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What's Usain Bolt's favourite subject?

Jography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Want to hear a joke about Usain Bolt?

It's a long-running one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesfordayzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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How does Usain Bolt like his eggs?

Runny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ra3ndy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My friend got me while printing.

Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.

Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legithmus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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What’s Jeffrey Dahmers idea of fast food?

Usain Bolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerLarBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My daughter was watching a video about amazing human feats.

Daughter: Hey Dad, did you know that Usain Bolt can run 27.7mph?
Me: Sure, but that's nothing, it's possible to run over 70mph if you have the wind to your back.
Daughter: What? Is that really possible?
Me: Yep! Anyone in a Hurry Can!

Some say she's still sighing to this day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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My Dad sends a text MAYBE once a month. Then this happened last night.

Usain Bolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmays10
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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They say good guys finish last...

So, what Usain Bolt do wrong?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIrishClone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Usain Bolt must be a fruit.

Have you seen that mango

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssasinButt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Who's the opposite of Usain Bolt?

You insane nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teh_Slayur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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