If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What do you call it when you slap a rock without consent?

Aggravated Basalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MercuREEEEEEE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turronno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A big bear goes into a bar and slaps down a $20 bill and says to the bartender,"give me a gin and................tonic"

The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass

They’re hitting rock bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viviverma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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If your mom slaps you with high frequency

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Gordon Ramsey would be Gor-done and slap me if I showed him this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_blaster
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Spitting image, * slaps knee*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sghirawoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass

Has really hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trailerthrash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.

I've hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies β€œI just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says β€œOkay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”

Dad asks β€œWhat movie were you watching?” The son replies β€œFinding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then sais β€œOkay, okay. We were watching porn”

Dad said β€œWhat?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says β€œWow. He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavralex04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call it when you slap hands with someone as you’re leaving?

A bye five.

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If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt

You’re hitting rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Knee slap... miss you old man.

Whenever the clerk at the grocery store would ask my dad if he wanted paper or plastic he would quickly respond.. "It doesn't matter I'm bisacual!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrantMC80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I have a serious problem. I just have to slap everyones ass, as soon as I see them

Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt

Do you hit Rock Bottom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle9490
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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When you slap Dwayne Johnson on the behind

You've really hit rock bottom.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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