You officially hit rock bottom
Aggravated Basalt.
The bartender replies, "Why the big paws?"
They’re hitting rock bottom...
Has really hit rock bottom.
I've hit rock bottom.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies “I just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says “Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”
Dad asks “What movie were you watching?” The son replies “Finding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then sais “Okay, okay. We were watching porn”
Dad said “What?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says “Wow. He certainly is your son.”
The robot slaps the mother.
A bye five.
You’re hitting rock bottom
Whenever the clerk at the grocery store would ask my dad if he wanted paper or plastic he would quickly respond.. "It doesn't matter I'm bisacual!"
Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom
Do you hit Rock Bottom?
