Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
"The ambulance", he says.
The third one couldn’t, her arms were too short.
The other couldn’t reach.
He goes around telling people he’s a self stroking Dick. True story.
I told them, "It's Different Strokes for Different Folks."
So today my dad had a stroke and while we were waiting for doctors to come back he grabbed all the cords to the ekg cords connected to him and said, "I feel like I'm behind the TV!"
My dad always makes jokes in time of panic and pain. I guess that's where I get it from.
I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!
"Don't worry, sir," reassured the dispatcher. "Emergency services are on their way. Just try to remain calm and stay with her until they arrive."
"How long will the ambulance be?" the man asked.
"About eighteen feet," replied the dispatcher.
She'll be alright
One's a curfew
The other's a fur queue
I found that statement to be one-sided
He would never golf again.
Do you know what athletes have the most strokes? Second is golfers. First is swimmers. Breast stroke, back stroke, side stroke....
He made a full recovery but had a spell last night and fell a few times from low blood pressure. He said his butt was sore so he was going to check it in the mirror. He said "I looked and it looks like I cracked my butt......"
It's Ramadan right now (fasting month for muslims) and I was talking to my dad when he told me that it's the last day.
I said, "Can't believe it's the last day already."
And he says, "Yeah, it's so fast!"
He didn't realize he made a joke at first, but after that, we shared a sensible chuckle and a high five.