Put on a mask, go outside next to a bank, now caress it.

Congratulations you just rub a bank.

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📅︎ May 10 2019
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Wife broke her toe and has to wear a protective boot.

I picked it up and started caressing it with my hand making crooning noises.

Wife: What are you doing?

Me: Just feeling the wonderful curves of your booty.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2015
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