Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
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What shape is a kiss?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
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︎ Dec 31 2020
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.
They both made out like bandits.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My friends are always saying itβs fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids itβs suddenly a lawsuit.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
My son asked if he could give me a kiss...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
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︎ May 11 2020
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Whatβs it like to kiss a vampire?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
How do flowers kiss?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Hitler got a kiss
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︎ Mar 08 2019
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
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︎ May 07 2019
Perfect kiss
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?
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︎ Sep 07 2017
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
Canβt we just kiss and make-up?
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
One of my dad's favorites.
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︎ Jan 28 2016
My wife told me, "When you kiss my neck, it feels magical."
I guess you could say I'm a neckromancer.
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︎ Sep 16 2015
French kiss
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︎ Oct 20 2013
If a girl has to kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her Prince Charming
Does that mean she has to let a lot of toads in the hole first?
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal
Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?
Me: No but I know what plant does.
Wife: ?
Me: Tulips.
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︎ May 25 2018
The band Kiss decided to release their own pants clothing line.
It's called Jean Simmons.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Don't kiss after midnight
It's not proper to kiss on a first date!
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︎ Dec 31 2019
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
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︎ Dec 22 2014
Remember not to kiss after midnight, folks.
It's not proper to kiss on a first date.
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︎ Dec 31 2017
Don't kiss anyone today, it's only the first date.
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︎ Jan 01 2016
What happens when you kiss a girl with a runny nose
You may think itβs funny but its snot
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︎ May 19 2019
You shouldnβt kiss anyone on January 1st
Itβs only the first date
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︎ Jan 07 2018
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Don't kiss anyone today
It's only the first date!
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︎ Jan 01 2017
How do flowers kiss?
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︎ Dec 03 2016
Why didn't I have a New Years kiss?
I don't kiss on the first date.
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︎ Jan 01 2015
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st
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︎ Jun 10 2018
Do you kiss on the first date?
What about the first raisin?
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︎ Jan 10 2018
When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.
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