Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
What flower can kiss two people at once?
A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.
They both made out like bandits.
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.
My son asked if he could give me a kiss...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
Hershey's Kiss
Hershey's Kiss : "Hey! You totally ripped off my shape!"
Board game : "I'm Sorry."
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Can’t we just kiss and make-up?
Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?
If a girl has to kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her Prince Charming
Does that mean she has to let a lot of toads in the hole first?
Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal
Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?
Me: No but I know what plant does.
Wife: ?
Me: Tulips.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
One of my dad's favorites.
My wife told me, "When you kiss my neck, it feels magical."
I guess you could say I'm a neckromancer.
What does a person with no arms say when trying to eat a Hershey's Kiss?
The band Kiss decided to release their own pants clothing line.
It's called Jean Simmons.
Every kiss begins with "E"
Don't kiss after midnight
It's not proper to kiss on a first date!
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
What happens when you kiss a girl with a runny nose
You may think it’s funny but its snot
If your nose is kind of runny and you go to kiss your honey, you may think that it is funny
Remember not to kiss after midnight, folks.
It's not proper to kiss on a first date.
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
Don't kiss anyone today, it's only the first date.
You shouldn’t kiss anyone on January 1st
Don't kiss anyone today
It's only the first date!
You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st
Do you kiss on the first date?
What about the first raisin?
When you kiss your honey, and your nose is kind of runny, you may think it's funny, but it's not.
Why didn't I have a New Years kiss?
I don't kiss on the first date.
Me: You shouldn’t kiss someone on January 1st
Daughter: Why not?
Me: Because it’s the first date
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