I love puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Za001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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who is a Disney character and loves puns?

Peter Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unarmeds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I love puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegallyFry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdiddy1026
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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For non-dads who love puns

Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TINTB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Ha ha I love puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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Why do cancer patients love puns?

They have a great sense of tumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanminium
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2012
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritops2018
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Record love puns?

I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCPgaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahb2014
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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I really really love PUNS!

It is such a rewording experience.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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My newborn LOVES puns! youtu.be/8CljG9A0Tvo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamReggie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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I love puns about monorails imgur.com/4JG6duF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2014
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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I love how the Earth rotates

It makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martmartm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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A farmer takes a rest on a bale of hay. β€œI love my job” he says aloud. A sheep replies β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” The farmer, clearly upset by this statement, responds β€œWhat did you just say??” The sheep replies:

β€œYou herd me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shawmpton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nugget_666
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.

They all gave me some weird stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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My friends love me. They know me. They love to know me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChocoaQueen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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I love the way Earth rotates.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autistic_Spoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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How do you check if a sniper loves you?

He misses you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonie-me
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I love short people

They are the most down to earth human beings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HargurNice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Man, I really love egg puns.

They always crack me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zer0ifi
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I love this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatswack69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Gotta love 'em!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I'll give this one a go, with severe fright of being ridiculed for not knowing proper enunciation of the German dialect, especially after I felt no love for my PP joke recently. Please be quiet & let me have the floor. I speak timidly "What is the German word for brassiere?"

Shtoppumfrumflopinn. eh ehh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Perfect birthday gift from my fiance! She also loves it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aukjanewrwe54
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I fell in love with a girl whose father named his kids after fruits..

Unfortunately he also objected to our marriage but we couldn't run away to get married, because she Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gyani
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?

A guacodile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokeyjokerton
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I love the way the world spins

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSalemWitch22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.

I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Repost from r/memes by u/saqla1n just trying to share the love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah_amerson
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I love saying the word saliva,

It rolls right off the tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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What happens when you make love on a couch?

It becomes a sectional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HikerSethT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I love that XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I love pressing the F5 key.

It's very refreshing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Two antennas on a roof fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much..

But the reception was incredible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevin_kevinson1
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn

Because he had a great fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyrift1
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?

Arisotto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt_read
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.

Now I’m just dating myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Man, I love SpongeBob.

He’s a very holesome guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelpfulApple22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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yes, I love them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Japs14
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Two bedbugs fell in love

They are getting married in the spring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I love jokes about monorails.

Those are my favourite one liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.

Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revolut1onname
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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My new desk fan loves music.

Its a metal fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDEvans21
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Paris - the city of love...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I asked my friend, β€œHave you ever met someone online first and then fall in love with them?”

He said, β€œDoes my girlfriend count?”

I said, β€œNot sure. If she knows basic math, she should be able to.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there

They never seem to leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeheadedman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?

Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I love teaching astronomy, but

It just goes over everyone’s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrocavalier
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What happens when two rain drops fall in love?

They become rain-beaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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From The Simpsons S30E03, My Way Or the Highway to Heaven, in which Ned is a trampoline salesman. The Simpsons writers surely love their puns. This is even funnier given Net's straight-laced nature and what the sign unwittingly implies. A classic double entendre.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head

When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_nothinghd
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I love almond milk.

It’s unlike any udder milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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The mods at historymemes deemed this unworthy. Could I get some love here?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?

Xbox-er

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I love playing catch with my kids.

But after I dropped one we have to use a ball now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamsternoir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome

It was a Romantic gesture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I once fell in love while doing a front flip!

I was head over heels...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddlepirate20
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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The One That Made Me Love Dad Jokes

My Step dad told me this one about 25 years ago (I was around 12?) and I've loved it, and dad jokes, ever since.....

A guy named Benny was walking down the beach when he found a magic lamp.

When he rubbed the lamp, a genie came out and said he got three wishes. However, he must agree to never shave again. If he did, he would become an urn.

Benny wished for riches, women and a VERY long life.

Years upon years had passed; and Benny's beard was so long it was difficult to manage. He decided that surely the genie who had granted his wishes so long ago had forgotten about him, and so he shaved his beard off.

POOF!!

He was an urn.

What's the moral of the story?

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandyceCox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Not my joke but I love this too much not to share

Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAS-games
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Noticed this subreddit needs some love...

My husband: β€œSpanish flu... isn’t that what the Beastie Boys used to give girls.”

πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

#GenYDadJokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestinyNWF
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...

"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckiDucki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I love it when I restock the battery drawer

It just feels nice to have all this power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkovManiac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Don't you just love clockodials?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I love country puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/STANDARD_POTATO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I love ordering a curry when I go camping

The heat is intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I love loopholes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eoipsotempore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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While they might not look like it, trees love to be busy.

They wood hate to be board to death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Two people fell in love as they were sharing Gems candy. What do you call their relationship?

Bond, Gems Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Man, I really love my furniture.

Me and my recliner go way back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baguettesniper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I love watching dairy products grow up

You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I love this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTS_jduartemiller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Why do news editors love watching Happy Days?

They’re big fans of the fonts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Necrophiliacs love it when...

...they can hook up with some body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why does sonic love ramadan?

Because he's gotta go fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I love Africa too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexusoftheworld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What do you call a spinning top that you love a lot?

Your bae-blade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spingebill678
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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i love collecting political trading cards

the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmeBuildThat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I love short people

They are the most down to earth human beings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HargurNice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I love the way the Earth rotates

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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