These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....
Why do cancer patients love puns?
They have a great sense of tumor
I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
Record love puns?
I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!
I really really love PUNS!
It is such a rewording experience.
Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.
"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ┌(★ｏ☆)┘
Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
Choose a major you love
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
So this happened today... this is why I love Reddit.
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
Australia needs some love
Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
Why do horses love unicorns so much?
Because they’re always horny!
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Why does everyone love xenon headlights?
I love you
At least... that’s a joke my dad told me all the time
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!