who is a Disney character and loves puns?
My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldn’t find it....
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
Why do cancer patients love puns?
They have a great sense of tumor
I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
Record love puns?
I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!
I really really love PUNS!
It is such a rewording experience.
Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.
"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
I love how the Earth rotates
A farmer takes a rest on a bale of hay. “I love my job” he says aloud. A sheep replies “All you do is boss me around all day!” The farmer, clearly upset by this statement, responds “What did you just say??” The sheep replies:
I was proud of it but none of my friends really appreciated it, so maybe it’ll find some love here.
I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.
They all gave me some weird stairs.
My friends love me. They know me. They love to know me.
I love the way Earth rotates.
How do you check if a sniper loves you?
I love short people
They are the most down to earth human beings
Man, I really love egg puns.
I'll give this one a go, with severe fright of being ridiculed for not knowing proper enunciation of the German dialect, especially after I felt no love for my PP joke recently. Please be quiet & let me have the floor. I speak timidly "What is the German word for brassiere?"
Shtoppumfrumflopinn. eh ehh?
Perfect birthday gift from my fiance! She also loves it
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I fell in love with a girl whose father named his kids after fruits..
Unfortunately he also objected to our marriage but we couldn't run away to get married, because she Cantaloupe.
What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?
I love the way the world spins
My dad didn’t love me as a child, but I don’t really blame him.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
Repost from r/memes by u/saqla1n just trying to share the love
I love saying the word saliva,
It rolls right off the tongue.
What happens when you make love on a couch?
I love pressing the F5 key.
Two antennas on a roof fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much..
But the reception was incredible!
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn
Because he had a great fall
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
Man, I love SpongeBob.
He’s a very holesome guy.
Two bedbugs fell in love
They are getting married in the spring.
I love jokes about monorails.
Those are my favourite one liners.
I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
My new desk fan loves music.
Paris - the city of love...
I asked my friend, “Have you ever met someone online first and then fall in love with them?”
He said, “Does my girlfriend count?”
I said, “Not sure. If she knows basic math, she should be able to.”
I love stepping on grapes
The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
I love teaching astronomy, but
It just goes over everyone’s head.
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
From The Simpsons S30E03, My Way Or the Highway to Heaven, in which Ned is a trampoline salesman. The Simpsons writers surely love their puns. This is even funnier given Net's straight-laced nature and what the sign unwittingly implies. A classic double entendre.
So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head
When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head
I love almond milk.
It’s unlike any udder milk.
The mods at historymemes deemed this unworthy. Could I get some love here?
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
I love playing catch with my kids.
But after I dropped one we have to use a ball now.
I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome
It was a Romantic gesture
I once fell in love while doing a front flip!
The One That Made Me Love Dad Jokes
My Step dad told me this one about 25 years ago (I was around 12?) and I've loved it, and dad jokes, ever since.....
A guy named Benny was walking down the beach when he found a magic lamp.
When he rubbed the lamp, a genie came out and said he got three wishes. However, he must agree to never shave again. If he did, he would become an urn.
Benny wished for riches, women and a VERY long life.
Years upon years had passed; and Benny's beard was so long it was difficult to manage. He decided that surely the genie who had granted his wishes so long ago had forgotten about him, and so he shaved his beard off.
He was an urn.
What's the moral of the story?
A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
Not my joke but I love this too much not to share
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Noticed this subreddit needs some love...
My husband: “Spanish flu... isn’t that what the Beastie Boys used to give girls.”
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
Don't you just love clockodials?
I love ordering a curry when I go camping
While they might not look like it, trees love to be busy.
They wood hate to be board to death.
Two people fell in love as they were sharing Gems candy. What do you call their relationship?
Man, I really love my furniture.
Me and my recliner go way back
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
Why do news editors love watching Happy Days?
They’re big fans of the fonts.
Necrophiliacs love it when...
...they can hook up with some body.
Why does sonic love ramadan?
Because he's gotta go fast
What do you call a spinning top that you love a lot?
i love collecting political trading cards
the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card
I love short people
They are the most down to earth human beings
My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I love the way the Earth rotates