It was just a fling.
Peter Pun
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
They have a great sense of tumor
I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!
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and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
A Honda Beat.
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
Because theyβre always horny!
βYou herd me!"
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Because they're noble
At least... thatβs a joke my dad told me all the time
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
It is such a rewording experience.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
