These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Aaahh I love puns...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itβs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I donβt.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I love puns
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︎ Feb 10 2020
who is a Disney character and loves puns?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I love puns...
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Ha ha I love puns
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︎ Dec 16 2018
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
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︎ Dec 25 2016
My friend loves puns and I told her to come check out this page. She kept telling me she couldnβt find it....
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︎ Jun 04 2019
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
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︎ Nov 29 2012
Why do cancer patients love puns?
They have a great sense of tumor
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︎ Dec 08 2018
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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︎ May 25 2018
Record love puns?
I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!
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︎ Aug 18 2016
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︎ Apr 03 2017
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︎ Feb 18 2017
Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.
"I camembert if Iβve told you today, but just in queso I havenβt, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love βcheesyβ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weβre apart. Itβs cheddar when weβre together because then I donβt feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
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︎ Feb 06 2016
"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
In love with Carbon
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Falling in love I beautiful
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︎ Sep 29 2020
This is why I love Reddit!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What animals love to live in a sewer?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, βIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!β
I replied, βI'm on the toilet, please adviseβ¦β
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I love my dads jokes
Dad: would you like to hear a joke about ghosts?
Me: sure
Dad: thatβs the spirit
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I love the occcccccean.
There's nothing like the seven c's.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call a ghostβs true love?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How do you know when a cat loves you?
When it thinks you're its pajamas!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I love the way the earth rotates
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call a monkey that loves chips?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit
I received the fastest ban alive.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I donβt know why I love bad puns so much.
Itβs just how eye roll.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I love owls
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︎ Sep 24 2020
In France, They donβt say βI love youβ
Because they donβt speak english there.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Gangsters love Tennis
They are always into rackets
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︎ Oct 22 2020
This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What do you call two dudes who love math?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why do blind people love fish?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I love chemistry jokes
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because theyβre all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
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︎ Oct 18 2020
i love bbh
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︎ Aug 22 2020
We all need a love like that
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I love heaven.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Cat Love
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My friend Phil loves to help people
He visits ant infested houses, kills all the ants for free with the condition of keeping dead ants' heads to himself.
He is a Phil-ant-trophist.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why do ghosts love to eat health food so much?
Because it's super natural
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do ducks love with their tortilla chips?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I really love big empty whiteboards!
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︎ Sep 13 2020
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Love is like peeing your pants...
... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What does love mean?
Zero in tennis, and everything in life.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Why do hamburgers love young people?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I love this one
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︎ Aug 01 2020
A boy loves eating his bread with lemon squirted on top
One day, his dad comes across him eating like this and says, "That do be sourdough"
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I love self derogratory humour
I can never run out of jokes.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I love working at the chip factory...
But my boss really Lays in on me, and it Ruffles my feathers
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Some people realy love breakfast, but I'm the opposite...
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What did Jesus love to do in his spare time?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I thought I was in love with a roll of twine.
But it was just stringing me along.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why do nurses love red crayons so much?
Because sometimes they have to draw blood.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My boston terrier loves chewing on a giant dog plushie.
I guess it's a dog-eat-dog world.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
When u decide to write a Love letter π
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
This isnβt mine and I donβt know who made it, but itβs been on my phone for so many years and I havenβt seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
4yo: βI love you moreβ
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I love British accents (from /r/lgballt)
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I love molasses, but I canβt eat it.
I canβt stop thinking about all those poor little moles.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Good pun, perfect comments/likes. I love it.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Did you hear about the two houses that fell in love with each other?
It was a lawn-distance relationship
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I love Japanese cars
I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why do pirates love this website?
Because all the pages begin with βrβ
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A 21 year old that loves to play with play-doh
is a clear case of playdohphilia
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Hate it or love it...
That's how you form an opinion.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I really really love PUNS!
It is such a rewording experience.
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︎ May 17 2016
I donβt know why I love bad puns so much...
Itβs just how eye roll.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I love how the Earth rotates
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︎ Jun 12 2020
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