Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I really hate puns about haggis
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I hate puns
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︎ Oct 03 2019
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︎ Dec 29 2015
My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. π€£
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Why do people hate puns?π§
Letβs just make them dissapear oh wait they hate puns never mind
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︎ Jul 18 2019
My coworkers couldn't believe I hate puns..
I told them, "Really though, I; Jenn, Hugh, Juan, Lee, hate puns.
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︎ Mar 23 2017
I hate puns.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?
They keep hitting bogeys.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
Heβs more of a Rocket Man.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
"I used to hate facial hair..."
"but then it grew on me."
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I hate peer pressure
Unless my friends like it, then I guess it's cool
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My mate hates it when....
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars into different wrappers...
It's gets his Snickers in a Twix
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I hate the wind so much
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I havenβt had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because dawn is tough on Greece.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why do bank robbers hate electricity?
Because of the copper in the wires.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I hate baby goats
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Why does Mrs. Claus hate Santa?
He has too many ho ho hos
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I hate tailpipes.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Man I hate dark humour
I can't really see what's so funny about it.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I hate being bipolar..
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I hate my cow...
Hasnβt even been making milk! Itβs an utter failure.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I got a job crushing cans, and I hate it.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why do Redditors hate clocks?
Cause every second they Tik Tok.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?
Because it was all parallel parking!
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I used to hate dad jokes
But now they've really groan on me
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I hate my math class probability course
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...
Iβm quitting cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I used to hate facial hair
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I used to hate facial hair.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
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