My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves
My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. 🤣
Why do people hate puns?🧐
Let’s just make them dissapear oh wait they hate puns never mind
My coworkers couldn't believe I hate puns..
I told them, "Really though, I; Jenn, Hugh, Juan, Lee, hate puns.
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
I made this. Do you hate me yet?
I hate Russian dolls.
There so full of themselves.
My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...
I absolutely hate crossing t's
Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.
I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
“Dad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.”
I hate this with opassion
I think Helium hates my jokes.
He doesn’t react to any of them.
I used to really hate facial hair
....but it started growing on me.
Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids
They didn't do anything, to deserve that
My friend Richard bought a new house only to rebuild as ugly as he could. All his new neighbors hate him.
People ask me why I hate grapes
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
I really used to hate facial hair.
But it reall grew on me lately.
I hate arguing with blind man
I can never understand their point of view
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
I used to hate jokes about papers...
because they're TEAR-rible
I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...
I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."
Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think it’s too showoffy.
Personally, I can see myself in one of them.
Everybody loves Raymond but Everybody hates this
I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, “Absolutely not! No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact..."
"I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine!"
I hate when spiders kill flies, they’re such buzz killers
I hate stairs
They’re always up to something
What type of music do balloons hate?
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
My wife hates my cheesy jokes
I think she’s laughtose-intolerant
I really hate jokes about bears,
Guess you could say I find them unbearable.
Which dinosaur does Sarah hate most?
The three horned one... it always tries sarah’s tops.
Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
I said to my wife “I hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”
She said “then wear your own one then”
I hate spelling errors...
You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
My friend made this i hate him
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
i used to hate my long hair and beard.
but it really grew on me.
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early ?
Because dawn is tough on Greece
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything !
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
I always lie behind my wife's back and I hate it...
I want to be the little spoon too sometimes.
What kind of food does an environmentalist hate?
I hate autocorrect
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?
I hate people who make fun of my puns behind my back. They discussed me!
I hate my job at the can crushing factory
I hate staircases,
They're always up to something.
As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.
"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.
All of you who hate speeding tickets....
My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
I used to hate photography
But after putting the image near my eye I finally saw the bigger picture
New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most
I hate rhetorical questions.
Why do you think I never ask them?
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
I'd hate to be a dragon.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
Why do people hate lazy people?
They're not even doing anything.
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
I hate all races
Especially the formula 1's
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty
Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?
It's just too much of an oar deal.
What restaurant does every doctor hate?
What does a singer hate when she's horny?
I hate having to explain myself.
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
I really hate being left handed,
They never make products for us! We always get left out.
I hate driving by the cemetery
I hate going to Egypt
Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile
People hate Mondays because they are also
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
Why do pacifists hate music?
They're against violins (violence)
I used to hate facial hair...
I hate Russian dolls,
they're so full of themselves.