Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wot_something
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves

I pun-ish him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I hate puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr--cellophane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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When someone says they hate puns imgur.com/gallery/WbtAc0J…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaneyDay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. 🀣
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richmonda14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why do people hate puns?🧐

Let’s just make them dissapear oh wait they hate puns never mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dutchboy29
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My coworkers couldn't believe I hate puns..

I told them, "Really though, I; Jenn, Hugh, Juan, Lee, hate puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealOneofseven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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I hate puns.

I don't pind them punny.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I hate russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henr1ew
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.

They discussed me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I hate dentists.

Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtfisthatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?

They keep hitting bogeys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WW2historynut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanEFC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?

Turnovers

GO BROWNS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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"I used to hate facial hair..."

"but then it grew on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I hate peer pressure

Unless my friends like it, then I guess it's cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pray4judo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My mate hates it when....

My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars into different wrappers...

It's gets his Snickers in a Twix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdkscience
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What's the one month all soldiers hate?

March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KermitDFwog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I hate the wind so much

It really blows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tristpa2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...

It’s growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Because dawn is tough on Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why do bank robbers hate electricity?

Because of the copper in the wires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yotamgosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I hate baby goats

Just kidding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight...

She needs to lighten up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotPreacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why does Mrs. Claus hate Santa?

He has too many ho ho hos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewc249
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I hate tailpipes.

They're exhausting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byebybuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I hate negative numbers.

I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feels_Bad_Man19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Man I hate dark humour

I can't really see what's so funny about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I hate being bipolar..

It's fantastic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I hate my cow...

Hasn’t even been making milk! It’s an utter failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magmaraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I got a job crushing cans, and I hate it.

It's soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why do Redditors hate clocks?

Cause every second they Tik Tok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flunterwat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?

Because it was all parallel parking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GravyxNips
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?

A pacifish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitsuneLuey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I used to hate dad jokes

But now they've really groan on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I hate my math class probability course

What are the odds?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceBalistic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...

I’m quitting cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What kind of tea do germaphobes hate?

Dirt Tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtfisthatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I used to hate facial hair.

But then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NARCOTICS911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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