My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves

I pun-ish him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I hate puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr--cellophane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. 🀣
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richmonda14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why do people hate puns?🧐

Let’s just make them dissapear oh wait they hate puns never mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dutchboy29
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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When someone says they hate puns imgur.com/gallery/WbtAc0J…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaneyDay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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My coworkers couldn't believe I hate puns..

I told them, "Really though, I; Jenn, Hugh, Juan, Lee, hate puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealOneofseven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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I hate puns.

I don't pind them punny.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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I hate that I laughed so hard at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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i hate anti-maskers

they make me sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llama2262
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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I made this. Do you hate me yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lianrhod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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I hate Russian dolls.

There so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcbear340
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16
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My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...

...RANSOMWARE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyalWar5180
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Like it or hate it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I absolutely hate crossing t's

Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshjodalton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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They hate me now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeBazzelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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β€œDad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.”

β€œAw, baloney.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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I hate this with opassion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dbartley4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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I think Helium hates my jokes.

He doesn’t react to any of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewYTTRA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I used to really hate facial hair

....but it started growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenGrampetro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_username_sux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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My friend Richard bought a new house only to rebuild as ugly as he could. All his new neighbors hate him.

It was a Dick move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodegen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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People ask me why I hate grapes

I have my raisins

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Effectivelyweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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I really used to hate facial hair.

But it reall grew on me lately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makr02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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I hate arguing with blind man

I can never understand their point of view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazertheRedditer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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tank hill, i hate it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonlordYTlelz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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I really hate straws

They suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMan306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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I used to hate jokes about papers...

because they're TEAR-rible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellazelle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think it’s too showoffy.

Personally, I can see myself in one of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yraja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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Everybody loves Raymond but Everybody hates this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alastair-tut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.

Stupid Firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCRAPP13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives. I said, β€œAbsolutely not! No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact..."

"I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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I hate when spiders kill flies, they’re such buzz killers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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I hate stairs

They’re always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucyPurple
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatotime00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My wife hates my cheesy jokes

I think she’s laughtose-intolerant

Sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stiefelfabrik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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I really hate jokes about bears,

Guess you could say I find them unbearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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I hate clock jokes...

They really tick me off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkBlade0412
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Which dinosaur does Sarah hate most?

The three horned one... it always tries sarah’s tops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G200Sleepr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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Please, don't hate me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My friends hate me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSkye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...

I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....

He’s a cat-a-holic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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I said to my wife β€œI hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said β€œthen wear your own one then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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I hate spelling errors...

You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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My friend made this i hate him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FAEBOERT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayd-da-awesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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i used to hate my long hair and beard.

but it really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tgreezie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I hate having to keep going to the kitchen to fill my glass of water. /r/Jokes/comments/hzvbvc/…
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early ?

Because dawn is tough on Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.

It's not like I did anything !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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I always lie behind my wife's back and I hate it...

I want to be the little spoon too sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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What kind of food does an environmentalist hate?

Baked Alaska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bowajility
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I hate autocorrect

It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?

Username checks out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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I hate people who make fun of my puns behind my back. They discussed me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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I hate my job at the can crushing factory

it's soda pressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianMexicanBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Don't you hate it when posers wear thrasher? v.redd.it/egoe3l9ofd851
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiansupport06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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I hate staircases,

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittlePickleLoL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, "I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing." She giggled and said...

"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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All of you who hate speeding tickets....

Raise your right foot!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmo78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonxmochi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I used to hate photography

But after putting the image near my eye I finally saw the bigger picture

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqeel01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most

Their teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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I hate rhetorical questions.

Why do you think I never ask them?

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLo137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.

Do NOT go see Dr. Acula!

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swaggerdagger54
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I hate German sausages

They’re the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgrabowski121
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I'd hate to be a dragon.

I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Why do people hate lazy people?

They're not even doing anything.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firestone9999
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.

Just elements of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I hate all races

Especially the formula 1's

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Epicasian_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty

Sick

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinguiniiL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?

It's just too much of an oar deal.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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What restaurant does every doctor hate?

Applebees

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I hate having to explain myself.

Don't ask me why.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?

They are "not c".

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultraguardrail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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I really hate being left handed,

They never make products for us! We always get left out.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainpain152
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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I hate driving by the cemetery

It's just always so dead

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stewinator
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I hate going to Egypt

Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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People hate Mondays because they are also

Moandays

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennisYoghurtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Why do pacifists hate music?

They're against violins (violence)

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I used to hate facial hair...

But it grew on me :)

πŸ‘︎ 38
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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I hate Russian dolls,

they're so full of themselves.

πŸ‘︎ 61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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