My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...

... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglehawk2011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Grandad always hated the milkman

My grandad always hated the milkman. Every time the guy limped up to the door (he’d had his foot damaged in the war) to drop off our delivery grandad would always grumble and mutter. I asked the old man what he had against the milkman. I never got a good answer.

It wasn’t until years later that I figured out that grandad was just lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlephInfite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I've always hated Santa for some reason...

Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.

He was a huge bassist.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but

It's growing on me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I've always hated stair lifts..

They really drive me up the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmorris10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My brother hated going to jail

He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...

We never played monopoly again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...

It didn't end well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?

All it does is spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?

He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamGrooot77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My ex hated language, so I had to dump her.

I couldn't be with someone who was anti-semantic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuicidalNomad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What's the most hated vegetable in the world?

Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Idk why The Police are being hated on sooo much.

I mean they have their problems, but I still think that they are a great band!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmenseDruid721
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunsocial
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I’ve always hated washing my hands with hot water

But I’ve started warming up to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-I-may-be-Satan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,

They are SAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy

He was lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalpact
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.

It's grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I hated my job as an origami teacher

Too much paperwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I don't know why some people hated soda...

it's only a "soft" drink after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmt73441
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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At first i really hated my foot fungus

but it’s really starting to grow on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouIdiotSandwhich
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I told my wife I hated her new eyebrow job.

She looked very surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteGriffon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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you know... i’ve always hated my middle and index finger...

but i’m okay now, i’ve made peace with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RollyPollyOli
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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When we were young my mum used dress me and my brother in the same clothes and we hated it.

We could hardly walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My dad hated this

My friend told me if you mix ash with water you get something acidic I told him "ha that lye"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Got a new haircut, I hated it at first, but it’s growing on me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imsketch42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.

I'm in recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What did the kid that hated winter do to shorten it?

He summerized it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjwuigi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The mountain I hated finally left

What a relief

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I've always hated warts but....

They grow on you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.

It was a so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyronX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I had dinner at Sean Connery's house. I said I hated the food.

He said "don't be dishrespectful"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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3 hated 4 and the front hated the back.

They didn’t like all the back and fourth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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The French really hated the English

They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesmondKenway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I had a blind dog who hated cats

But he was always barking up the wrong tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBruh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.

But she slowly started warming up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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The colonists hated the king.

One might be able say that he just wasn't their cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeaniestBoop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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There was a guy who REALLY hated the elevator.

He took many steps to avoid it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkslayer_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svk7sarthak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.

Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rednreditit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.

Eventually she came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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