My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
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I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
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Grandad always hated the milkman
My grandad always hated the milkman. Every time the guy limped up to the door (heβd had his foot damaged in the war) to drop off our delivery grandad would always grumble and mutter. I asked the old man what he had against the milkman. I never got a good answer.
It wasnβt until years later that I figured out that grandad was just lack toes intolerant.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I've always hated Santa for some reason...
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I've always hated stair lifts..
They really drive me up the wall.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My brother hated going to jail
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
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︎ Jul 02 2020
My ex hated language, so I had to dump her.
I couldn't be with someone who was anti-semantic.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What's the most hated vegetable in the world?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Idk why The Police are being hated on sooo much.
I mean they have their problems, but I still think that they are a great band!
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
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︎ May 04 2020
Iβve always hated washing my hands with hot water
But Iβve started warming up to it
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy
He was lack toes intolerant.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I hated my job as an origami teacher
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I don't know why some people hated soda...
it's only a "soft" drink after all
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︎ Jul 22 2020
At first i really hated my foot fungus
but itβs really starting to grow on me
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︎ May 24 2020
I told my wife I hated her new eyebrow job.
She looked very surprised.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadnβt the foggiest idea what I mist.
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you know... iβve always hated my middle and index finger...
but iβm okay now, iβve made peace with them.
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︎ May 05 2020
When we were young my mum used dress me and my brother in the same clothes and we hated it.
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︎ May 13 2020
My dad hated this
My friend told me if you mix ash with water you get something acidic I told him "ha that lye"
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Got a new haircut, I hated it at first, but itβs growing on me
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What did the kid that hated winter do to shorten it?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
The mountain I hated finally left
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I've always hated warts but....
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I had dinner at Sean Connery's house. I said I hated the food.
He said "don't be dishrespectful"
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︎ Dec 16 2019
3 hated 4 and the front hated the back.
They didnβt like all the back and fourth.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
The French really hated the English
They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I had a blind dog who hated cats
But he was always barking up the wrong tree
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I've always hated throw pillows, but this one is dope!
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︎ Jan 03 2019
The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.
But she slowly started warming up to it.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
The colonists hated the king.
One might be able say that he just wasn't their cup of tea.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
There was a guy who REALLY hated the elevator.
He took many steps to avoid it.
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.
Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"
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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
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