If you dislike puns about first-aid men getting head, then you can suck medic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...

...but now I think it's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedd-the-Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I dislike toilet paper because

They're tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.

I have never had a beef with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why do Cows dislike Antarctica ?

Because it's always Friesian down there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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People who dislike breadfeeding in public are not haters.

They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/latinrprince79
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I really dislike velcro

Its such a ripoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I think I have worked out why students dislike math teachers

They just keep giving you problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...

...never a crossword...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones

Because they are the OPPOsition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creative_Mud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why do crabs dislike oysters?

Because they are shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaReehlEza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Here are 10 things I dislike in no particular ordee
  1. When my plans are abruptly cut short.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanothernewbie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I dislike greedy Brits....

....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedi1josh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Three things I really dislike:
  1. Inconsistency

B. People who don't finish things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why did the falconer dislike idioms?

Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeleidun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why did the astronaut dislike small rooms?

There wasn't enough space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinguTheBrave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?

They always end up in the bunker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I dislike most 70’s female solo artists because they appear vain.

They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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If I had 5 cents for every rock band I dislike..

I would have Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I really dislike people that always grab the bottom bunk..

I just really think they’re beneath me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No7Jacket
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I don't like or dislike manual transmission vehicles.

You could say i'm neutral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?

...because they're always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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I dislike how flying machines look

Most of them look rather plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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A lot of people dislike Mondays...

But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.

( OP here )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVikingJarl13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I really dislike that bovid psychologist down the road.

He really gets my goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathangreer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Still can't see how to dislike, however. questionablecontent.net/v…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L131
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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My friend dislikes fuzzy leather...

and his opinion cannot be "suede."

...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CronoZero15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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I don't understand why people dislike reckless drivers...

I think it's great that they've never gotten in a wreck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajt9311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Why do short people dislike hot weather?

It's too farinheight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?

Because they're stuck up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookITriedHard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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