If you dislike puns about first-aid men getting head, then you can suck medic.
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οΈ Oct 01 2018
One sloth turned and said to the other, "I used to dislike moss...
...but now I think it's growing on me."
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
I dislike toilet paper because
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.
I have never had a beef with them.
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οΈ Oct 05 2019
Why do Cows dislike Antarctica ?
Because it's always Friesian down there.
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
People who dislike breadfeeding in public are not haters.
They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.
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οΈ Aug 07 2020
I really dislike velcro
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οΈ Jun 10 2020
I think I have worked out why students dislike math teachers
They just keep giving you problems.
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οΈ Jun 10 2020
Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones
Because they are the OPPOsition
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
Why do crabs dislike oysters?
Because they are shellfish.
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οΈ Mar 10 2020
Here are 10 things I dislike in no particular ordee
- When my plans are abruptly cut short.
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οΈ Mar 17 2020
I dislike greedy Brits....
....If you give them 2.54 centimeters, they'll take 1.60934 kilometers.
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οΈ Nov 09 2019
What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Nov 17 2019
Three things I really dislike:
- Inconsistency
B. People who don't finish things
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οΈ Aug 06 2019
Why did the falconer dislike idioms?
Because the bird in his hand had got a lot more than two in the bush.
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οΈ Aug 06 2019
Why did the astronaut dislike small rooms?
There wasn't enough space
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οΈ Mar 16 2019
Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?
They always end up in the bunker.
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οΈ May 22 2019
I dislike most 70βs female solo artists because they appear vain.
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
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οΈ Apr 24 2018
If I had 5 cents for every rock band I dislike..
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οΈ Nov 17 2018
I really dislike people that always grab the bottom bunk..
I just really think theyβre beneath me
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οΈ Jun 17 2018
I don't like or dislike manual transmission vehicles.
You could say i'm neutral.
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οΈ May 20 2017
Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?
...because they're always spotted.
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οΈ Sep 14 2017
I dislike how flying machines look
Most of them look rather plane.
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οΈ Mar 02 2018
A lot of people dislike Mondays...
But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
( OP here )
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οΈ Feb 21 2017
I really dislike that bovid psychologist down the road.
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οΈ Nov 11 2017
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οΈ Apr 04 2014
My friend dislikes fuzzy leather...
and his opinion cannot be "suede."
...I don't think I actually have a friend who thinks like this
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οΈ Oct 12 2015
I don't understand why people dislike reckless drivers...
I think it's great that they've never gotten in a wreck!
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οΈ Jun 24 2015
Why do short people dislike hot weather?
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οΈ Aug 21 2016
Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?
Because they're stuck up.
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οΈ Aug 19 2014
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