Does anyone know puns about cobras?
Because I serpently don't.
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I know puns are corny...
..but without them, I'm just a husk of a man.
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
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Yale is a university for those who may not know
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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Did you know the film βSpeedβ had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be uncles!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I donβt know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
We all know it
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
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Did you know that two times ten and two times eleven are actually the same?
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
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Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
If you know you know
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You know what animal has the hardest life?
Dogs have it pretty ruff.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
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The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
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Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
You know what grinds my gears?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
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︎ Jan 09 2021
You know you're getting old when...
You go from hip-hopping, to hip popping.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
You know why the Titanic sank?
The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
You know whatβs odd?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Berlin transport company know their memes
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
did you know that stippers dont have airconditioning in their homes?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Want to know why nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?
People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
You know, owls never go on a date if it's raining.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
So Iβm at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still donβt know because he hasnβt opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
βDad, I knew that story wasnβt real because you donβt have any friendsβ
π»π»ππβ οΈβ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
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How do you know if a cow takes weed?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Do you know how coal turns into diamonds?
It coalapses underpressure!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture
But I'm still putting it together
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?
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