There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
I just failed my Information Technology class...
Where did the father store all his information?
I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
Where do DJs get their information?
Important information
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.
They need to get their fax straight.
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They don’t care about fax anymore
When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online
People say information technology...
like they know what IT means
Where did the Joker keep his financial information?
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
I tried to Google information about Area 51
But it said this site can't be reached.
I still don't know why no one realizes that Information circulars ....
What's the best place to get information on candles
There’s a robot that used a laser to gather information about birds.
Why can’t we keep information on bicycle pedals?
Because we don’t wants to preserve pedal files.
In the age of information, mathematician population is rapidly declining. We all need to make an effort to save them.
Every mathematician counts.
There is so much information out there about demonic possession.
It'll make your head spin.
How much information can a skeleton fit into his hard drive?
Exciting information....a brand new calendar is coming out next year!
If a school has a "What happens in the classroom stays in the classroom" policy. Would you say the information has then been CLASSified?
What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?
If I need more information, I go talk to a dog...
They always have details.
Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?
At work last night, we found a lost set of keys. The only identifiable information on them was a little metal bobble that read, "Eaves."
I told my coworkers to be on the lookout for an eavesdropper.
I saw a sign in a shop that said: "Information desk". So I walked over to it.
"Dear desk," I said, putting my ear to the wood. "Where can I find your televisions?"
You guys hear that new joke about information technology?
I've never heard it before.
A friend asked for a comprehensive collection of information about seabirds...
...So I gave him a book of alternative facts.
I feel my livestock professor could cover information better...
...It feels like he really GRAZES over the information.
Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.
Me: Yikes! What's the cure?
Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!
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