Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
She's really eiducated.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
I couldn't put it down.
Aware Wolf.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
The treefrontal cortex.
In theory, there is no difference.
She was an info maniac
It's always been my Achilles elbow
Those without knowledge are otherwise.
Me:
> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.
She replied:
> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.
Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.
Yep, he was the trivia knight.
I guess you could say it wasn't a very effective ice breaker.
It was a brie-ze
TIL Schrodinger might have been the most prolific cat killer in history
Me: "I can tell a train just went through here" Wife and son: "How?" Me: "It left it's tracks" Wife goes back to reading book, son puts headphones back on.
it's Ryan's Secrets
My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:
"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.
Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.
...is my Achilleโs knee.
The treefrontal cortex.
