31 Hilarious Knowledge Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.

It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"

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👤︎ u/Hasanowitsch

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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Knowledge is never free...

You pay attention

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👤︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir

📅︎ Feb 23 2021

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... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?

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👤︎ u/Curlygig

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.

I was parsley correct.

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👤︎ u/HisMajestyTheEmperor

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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My friend has a lot of knowledge about Islamic festivals.

She's really eiducated.

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👤︎ u/sunflower_44

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?

Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!

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👤︎ u/deathcomrad

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself

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👤︎ u/Deatln0t

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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Knowledge

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👤︎ u/Bongnazi

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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During quarrantine I decided to enrich my science knowledge and started reading a book about anti-gravity.

I couldn't put it down.

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👤︎ u/enganere

📅︎ May 27 2020

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What do you call a dog with knowledge or perception of a situation or fact?

Aware Wolf.

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👤︎ u/Infinite_Thing

📅︎ May 25 2020

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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?

The treefrontal cortex.

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👤︎ u/Nubsnivel

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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What's the difference between theoretical and practical knowledge?

In theory, there is no difference.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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My ex wife had an insatiable appetite for knowledge

She was an info maniac

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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Complimented a friend on her musical knowledge today...

Me:

> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.

She replied:

> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.

Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.

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👤︎ u/rand486

📅︎ Feb 09 2015

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My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...

...is my Achille’s knee.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 26 2016

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My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology

It's always been my Achilles elbow

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👤︎ u/the_mazda_driver

📅︎ Aug 12 2019

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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..

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👤︎ u/ArchipelagoMind

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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Little known Star Wars knowledge imgur.com/fPft6Sa

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👤︎ u/thepobv

📅︎ Dec 24 2015

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Those who have knowledge are wise.

Those without knowledge are otherwise.

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👤︎ u/stjimmy101

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Did you know that one of King Arthur's men was always full of useless facts and knowledge????

Yep, he was the trivia knight.

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👤︎ u/LilDaisyLion4869

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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When it comes to metaphors about knowledge, no ledge is too high to aspire to

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👤︎ u/thisguysucks2much

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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I aced my test on my knowledge of cheese

It was a brie-ze

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👤︎ u/aparks1437

📅︎ May 08 2018

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I tried picking up this girl today by sharing my extensive knowledge of the Titanic, but she wasn't impressed.

I guess you could say it wasn't a very effective ice breaker.

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👤︎ u/Godredd

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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Knowledge is power

TIL Schrodinger might have been the most prolific cat killer in history

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👤︎ u/nearlyrandom

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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I work for the railroad, so they thought I was imparting important knowledge

Me: "I can tell a train just went through here" Wife and son: "How?" Me: "It left it's tracks" Wife goes back to reading book, son puts headphones back on.

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👤︎ u/stinksnots

📅︎ Nov 12 2015

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We all wonder what special knowledge you need to replace the great Dick Clark, but for now,

it's Ryan's Secrets

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Dec 31 2017

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Dad shows his knowledge of Asian cuisine

My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:

"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.

Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.

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👤︎ u/Lights0ff

📅︎ Nov 29 2015

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What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?

The treefrontal cortex.

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👤︎ u/Nubsnivel

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy

📅︎ Oct 26 2015

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