The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
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Request: Education Apocalypse puns

For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-tro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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They give an asstounding education
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Dtwins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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At some point in time, someone probably traded sex for an education.

Or in other words, prosti-tuition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call a boat with an education?

A Scholarship ;]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...

...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I had abstinence only sex education when I was in high school.

It was called Dungeons and Dragons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I majored in English. My education was lit.

English Lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What do you call an educated ox without an education?

An oxymoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveMinFreedom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippokuda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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If a non-college teacher has sexual relations with a student, then they pursued a minor in education.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morighant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Regular fish get educated in schools, but where do sharks go for education?

Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:

Sharks go to Hai-Schools!

This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imodigum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call a nut that's crazy all about education?

Macademia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exoxe
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Board of Education

How can one be board of education?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firejack6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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How does a thief complete his education?

By getting his masters degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowerGoose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My dad just retired from the Board of Education.

He said we was getting bored of education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidsWifeJob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Any one have any good puns having to do with education and the economy?

I am trying to come up with a punny title for my research essay, in which I studied the connection between standards of education and a nation's economy. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daviduf11
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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There was a Sex Education Fair on my university campus today...

I asked one of the workers what display was supposed to be at the empty table next to theirs; I knew the worker was a dad because he replied:

"It was supposed to be a BDSM Safety table, but none of them could make it...I guess they were all tied up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anivepairofears
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Just noticed my Dad's education on facebook.. imgur.com/vmdg1TB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelsobucket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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medieval mexicans got high education.

they learned in Aztech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homemadepanda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Eye rolls and reinforcing science education.

My son commented on a sign that said "Lavatory" instead of "Restroom".

I said "So, if a Lavatory is underground, does that make is a Magmatory?"

Eyerolls from the boy, but my wife laughed, so I got that going for me.

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Anti-abstinence only sexual education protester
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Why did the diver quit his education?

He couldnΒ΄t take the pressure... hehe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Dad asked me about my education

Dad: Can you double major?

Me: I already am a double major

Dad: Can you triple major?

Me: No, that's not allowed.

Dad: Can you colonel?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhySoCuriousSir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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What part of a hippopotamus' brain is most affected by a college education?

The hippocampus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csbingel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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