I said “You don’t need training for that! You just pick it up as you go along”
Because he tried to force it.
They just pick things up as they go along.
Good sit go.
My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.
Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.
At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
They just pick stuff up as they go
Now he is beaten at school and karate.
Use the forks, Luke.
I have this step by step manual!
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!
It will help you in the long run.
He tells me to lift something and I say no
but you really just pick it up as you go
None, you just pick it up as you go along
I have to say it really shucks.
Son: So I gather.
A Spec-U-Later
IT exec: can I borrow your power cord? Me: why? Do you need some Apple juice?
fishlam.
Because most people are told to fall back on their training.
He was their Grill Sergeant.
He's on a Sifu diet.
He was just winging it
So I pushed her over.
Because... maybe they like fast food
But I couldn’t ever get the dog to sit there and watch it
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here
An apprenticeship.
There’s a steep learning curve.
I can finally defibrelate
Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
"Well, you know where the door is," he said.
I said, "Actually no, I don't."
I was well prepared!
He said it was to tiring
They just pick it up as they go.
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
They just pick things up as they go along.
