Freight Train Puns

A list of puns related to "Freight Train"

The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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👤︎ u/firestrike007
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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What's the scariest vehicle to be in?

A freight train

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado

But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train

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👤︎ u/CrackedOreo666
📅︎ May 17 2019
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The son woke up terrified

He went to his dad and said I had a nightmare. So the dad said tell me about it. Well I was on a train full of bombs. It was freight-ening

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👤︎ u/theIncredibleWanWan
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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