A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I wonβt be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
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︎ Dec 24 2020
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do you call a factory that makes average products?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didnβt put enough shifts in
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
...there was nothing left but, debris.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I finally got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheaded there soon.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.
Iβm going to make a fortune!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Just got a job offer at a thyme factory
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I canβt believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
Iβll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
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︎ Jun 16 2020
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.
He was the sole perpetrator.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
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︎ Dec 05 2020
My grandfather was an entertainer in a belt factory.
Heβd walk from one area to the next, telling stories and jokes which built upon each other. Week after week, he kept the line workers entertained with his complex jokes. One day, he was fired when he forgot the hole punch line.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine
I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My last job was at the Scrabble factory.
I was responsible for making the T.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
why was the man fired from the bread factory?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I want a job at a tack factory
I think it's a a job I can stick with
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Did you head about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
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