On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reese’s was in pieces.
There was an explosion at the numbers factory
The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Those guys at the borscht factory, man...
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
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when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory
Because it was her dowelry.
My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.
He was the sole perpetrator.
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
why was the man fired from the bread factory?
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
There was an explosion at the cheese factory...
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
...there was nothing left but, debris.
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I finally got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheaded there soon.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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