On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?

The Reese’s was in pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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There was an explosion at the numbers factory

The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelTheQuickening
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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There was a fire at the shoe factory...

Luckily no soles were lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.

I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XOIIO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cross2085
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?

They say he committed mass jeanocide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleCentaur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I just quit my job at the helium factory.

I won’t be spoken to in that tone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?

His ideas weren't concrete enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...

It was jarring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whistles13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...

Will beheading there tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Those guys at the borscht factory, man...

They never miss a beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk72788
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory

It was rough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinkybenny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the balloon factory go out of business?

Too much inflation

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?

He didn’t put enough shifts in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkuhn001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?

She threw away all the w's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory

Because it was her dowelry.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.

He was soda pressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exit202
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory

I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory.

He was the sole perpetrator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden365
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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why was the man fired from the bread factory?

he was loafing around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurkeremperor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...

All I did was take a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?

Luckily no soles were lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_not
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I quit my job at the helium factory today.

I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!

all I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadoslayer1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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There was an explosion at the cheese factory...

De Brie is everywhere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSaltyYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

...there was nothing left but, debris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I finally got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheaded there soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...

Over a million soles were lost.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory today

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?

I took a day off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanmoonfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aboutanimechannel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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