I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
Their response: “You, too; stay negative!"
You’d think someone would have seen it coming
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
She's going to love these flowers!
But dont worry, i called the fucking police
Went to visit the in-laws, and as soon as we walk in the door
Mother-in-law: So, JustAPaddy, what are you upto?
Me: Oh, about 6'1"
My father-in-law laughed hard and pats me on the shoulder, we are the only two that laughed... my wife and MIL groaned
Things are beginning to get Syrias.
How do they have so much to discus?!
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
They'd use a condominium
Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"
Dad: "The earth is quaking".
Mum: "Sigh".
Girlfriend says nice butt. "Thanks I grew it myself".
Upon arrival home from my girlfriend and I seeing Thor Roommate: "Hey guys. How was the movie?" Me: "It was good. Pretty Loki night."
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
