What puns can I tell when I want to tell my friends I got a boyfriend?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What puns can you make containing the word "rush?"
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︎ Mar 26 2018
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
This is the... wait, what?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit-
Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for ?"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What is the opposite of a croissant?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I see what you did there ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What did 50cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Son: What does bargain mean?
Dad: Well, it means a great deal, actuallyβ¦
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a hippies wife?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What does an egg tell another egg
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︎ Jan 18 2021
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" Glancing at what he wrote, she replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it!?"
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What are you in for?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Whats the best time on a clock?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Whatβs a 4 letter for a woman ending with βuntβ?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, βYouβre an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still donβt get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a paper airplane that doesnβt fly?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
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