Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
.. really only driven from time to time.
Anyone here the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not gonna spread it
Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
Anyone else with hexual dysfunction?
Has anyone actually ever seen Big Foot?
Anyone wanna buy a Delorean?
It has super low milage
I only drive it from time to time!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Anyone else having fowl weather?
Why shouldn't anyone trust stairs?
Because they're always upto something
Does anyone have a palm leaf I can borrow?
Anyone like chimney jokes?
I've got a stack of them. The first ones on the house.
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
Anyone ever wonder why dads have so many great jokes?
We have a dad-abase full of them.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness?
I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
Did anyone hear what happened to planet Earth last night?
Does anyone have any polish remover?
I can’t get this Polish guy to leave.
My professor wrote on his syllabus "If anyone asks me how I'm doing, my answer will always be 'I am great, how are you?'"
So when we ask him how he's doing, his answer is "It's on the syllabus".
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?
It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
Never blame anyone else for the road you're on...
...that's your own asphalt!
Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
Anyone know any new Groundhogs Day jokes?
I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.
If anyone tells you they have lost their voice...
Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
Last night when exiting Disney, I asked my group if anyone remembered where we parked.
My son: “the parking lot”
DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
help!! anyone know any good history valentine’s day puns?
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Can anyone remember. . ..
....the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause it’s hil-arious
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
Why didn't anyone want to date Alexa ?
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I’ve got loads of back issues.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out identity theft is a crime
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?
I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!
When I was a kid my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted
Turns out identity theft is a crime
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