Is there literally any pun for an isabelle???

I cannot think of a single one, and all the other names have so many but I can't think of a pun for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plsleavemelon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...

.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.

Best ham sand witch ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankyBiker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Do you know any puns about snakes?

Because I serpently don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Any pun with that word "jhilam"?

There's this chick I wanna impress so can y'all suggest any pun. Her name is "Jhilam"..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSys38
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..

..a duel meaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.

Apparently identity theft is a crime.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one

He's never gonna give you "Up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…

I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-fuhrer
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Scam warning: do not reply to any job offers from Braxton Hicks.

It's false labor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash-leg2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Not sure if any bunnies were involved...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CounterSYNK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Short people face more discrimination than any other group!

We’re always being overlooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A man who is about to be executed is asked if he has any last words . . .

And he replies, β€œYea, just three.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deo2000
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I don't think it's any faster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I asked my colleague if she had any bulldog clips.

She said "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Why shouldn't you tell any secrets in a cornfield ?

There are too many ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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There was once a man who could untie any knot.

They called him the Knotcracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAGodzillaFan
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, β€œThis sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, β€œWhere the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why don't any of my dad jokes get upvoted? I'm really upset!

Hi Really Upset, I'm Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?

There's no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I decided I do not want any children

If anybody wants one, I can drop her off tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I went to a karaoke bar that didn't have any 70s music.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?

He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: β€œUse divorce, Luke.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Do_I_Need_Pants
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Have you heard about the guy who was so mean he didn't have any friends?

Yeah, he didn't even have taste buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHorribleGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why can't Santa have any kids?

Because he has popcorn balls.

-I make a point to tell my wife this one every year around Christmas. Eye roll means she liked it, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blizzard_a_foz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I've been looking around for good, unused dad jokes but can't seem to find any

I guess I'll just have to look even father

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The sandwich place near me doesn't have any employees

Apparently they are all subcontractors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.

Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?

It's a seize and de-cyst order!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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One astronaut says to another β€œI can’t find any milk for my coffee”

The other astronaut replies β€œIn space no one can, here use cream”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why can’t any T-Rex catch a football?

They’re all dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueBoltDog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?

Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Did you know garbage men don't get any training?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddlejumpers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I told my suitcase there will not be any vacation due to pandemic

I am now dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Follow up to any dad joke...

Well, that was dad on arrival.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ageejas1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I didn't know if my boxing instructor was any good

And then he hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alamo_empire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today

Didn't see that one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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