Is there literally any pun for an isabelle???
I cannot think of a single one, and all the other names have so many but I can't think of a pun for her.
Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
Do you know any puns about snakes?
Because I serpently don't.
This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
Any pun with that word "jhilam"?
There's this chick I wanna impress so can y'all suggest any pun.
Her name is "Jhilam"..
Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns ? I'm trying to think of any words that have..
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.
But now I stand corrected.
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.
Apparently identity theft is a crime.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
Scam warning: do not reply to any job offers from Braxton Hicks.
Not sure if any bunnies were involved...
Short people face more discrimination than any other group!
We’re always being overlooked
A man who is about to be executed is asked if he has any last words . . .
And he replies, “Yea, just three.”
I don't think it's any faster
I asked my colleague if she had any bulldog clips.
She said "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell."
Why shouldn't you tell any secrets in a cornfield ?
There was once a man who could untie any knot.
They called him the Knotcracker.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Why don't any of my dad jokes get upvoted? I'm really upset!
Hi Really Upset, I'm Dad.
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
I decided I do not want any children
If anybody wants one, I can drop her off tomorrow.
I went to a karaoke bar that didn't have any 70s music.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.
Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
Have you heard about the guy who was so mean he didn't have any friends?
Yeah, he didn't even have taste buds.
We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...
So if you do, lettuce know.
Why can't Santa have any kids?
Because he has popcorn balls.
-I make a point to tell my wife this one every year around Christmas. Eye roll means she liked it, right?
I've been looking around for good, unused dad jokes but can't seem to find any
I guess I'll just have to look even father
The sandwich place near me doesn't have any employees
Apparently they are all subcontractors
My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.
Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...
Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
One astronaut says to another “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
Why can’t any T-Rex catch a football?
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
I told my suitcase there will not be any vacation due to pandemic
I am now dealing with emotional baggage
Follow up to any dad joke...
Well, that was dad on arrival.
I didn't know if my boxing instructor was any good
My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
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