14 Hilarious Any Name Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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👤︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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The best name for any pet is...

Peeve

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👤︎ u/ThePegassi

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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So after becoming a father, my dad and I were talking about how we couldn’t believe any man would walk away from his kids. My dad says dead beat isn’t a good enough name so he asks me what they should be called. I said:

A joke, dad.

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

He said: "I heaven't"

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👤︎ u/getroastednibba

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?

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👤︎ u/TequilaMockingNerd

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?

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👤︎ u/HappensInMyCountry

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a “phone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it “Phone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/winnieloo

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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I couldn't find any name brand mosquito repellent at the store today.

They only had the Off brand.

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👤︎ u/EnchantedLuna

📅︎ Jul 10 2018

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My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a ‘Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!

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👤︎ u/Lachrondizzle23

📅︎ Jan 31 2019

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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921

📅︎ Sep 29 2013

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There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:

Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton

📅︎ Apr 27 2017

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Hostess: "May I have a name?" Me: "You can have any name you like."

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👤︎ u/MisplacedLonghorn

📅︎ Jan 06 2018

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My friend asked if there where any restaurant names that started with "R"

I suggested Arbys and the teamspeak went quiet.

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👤︎ u/tommyl1998

📅︎ Feb 28 2016

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Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!

A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)

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👤︎ u/terminavelocity

📅︎ Mar 15 2014

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