I heard the movie was good though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inverter17
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I mean, he is right though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/plonk1234
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Motor-Significance-1
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My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...

...lately, he's been feeling down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...

...guess you could call me a serial sinner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Laferrarik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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Dad: *Watching cop show with daughter late at night* Dad: Time for bed kiddo! Daughter: I’m not tired yet though!

Dad: Pretending to be a dispatcher Yeah, she’s resisting arrest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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It is though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imaspinkicku
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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Did you know I used to be a Lumber Jack? It was only during one summer, though.

I just couldn't, hack it.

Because I didn't have the, chops.

So they, gave me the axe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/U_MightNotUnderstand
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an American IT specialist was beaten even though he had a gun with him

He had troubleshooting

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GSterian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2021
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I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.

What a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dvip6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alphanumericusername
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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It really is though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SydneyCartonLived
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.

My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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i guess the crowd wasn't orderly orderly orderly though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ggeerrtt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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Do they though?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BBPDemand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maddened
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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Though technically, one isn't
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ebtcrew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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OC - I am not great at imitation in drawing, though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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My one friend told me that even though I decorate the church for the holidays...

I probably shouldn't go around calling myself a proud cross dresser.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OranMilne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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He has good spirit though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Average-Fool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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He is sNAKED though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DJ_Roby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danarchist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_Green_Grill_Bro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?

An 8 foot wall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Azreal_47
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My wife and I saw our first sonogram today, even though we have two kids already

The previous ones were daughterograms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zireael-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him β€œno.”

Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theboppops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2019
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Why does Barbie look so young even though she was born in the fifties?

Plastic surgery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfantine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2020
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My friend decided he wants to be a podiatrist even though I tried to talk him out of it.

I guess he's put his foot down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...

my comedic tie, Ming."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That_Lonely_Pretzel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.

He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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E is not in a lot of things though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.

Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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A guy told me he’d give me $5 if I could tell him two things that hold water. I though for a minute then said....

Well dam.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotJustAmy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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It is though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MineKerbalism
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2020
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I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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This son of a bitch got me. Can't be mad though; I set him up and did even realize it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toasty-toes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose

It was a whisk I had to take

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2020
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My business is on the verge of bankcruptcy even though I am doing everything right.

It doesn't make any cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phoqkhan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.

What a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dvip6
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