I heard the movie was good though
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I mean, he is right though
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︎ Mar 30 2021
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Dad: *Watching cop show with daughter late at night* Dad: Time for bed kiddo! Daughter: Iβm not tired yet though!
Dad: Pretending to be a dispatcher Yeah, sheβs resisting arrest
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︎ Apr 19 2021
It is though
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Did you know I used to be a Lumber Jack? It was only during one summer, though.
I just couldn't, hack it.
Because I didn't have the, chops.
So they, gave me the axe.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
an American IT specialist was beaten even though he had a gun with him
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
It really is though
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
i guess the crowd wasn't orderly orderly orderly though
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Do they though?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
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︎ May 30 2020
Though technically, one isn't
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︎ Jun 23 2020
OC - I am not great at imitation in drawing, though
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My one friend told me that even though I decorate the church for the holidays...
I probably shouldn't go around calling myself a proud cross dresser.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
He has good spirit though
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︎ Oct 23 2020
He is sNAKED though
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I canβt get over ?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My wife and I saw our first sonogram today, even though we have two kids already
The previous ones were daughterograms.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My friend keeps asking me if Iβll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him βno.β
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Why does Barbie look so young even though she was born in the fifties?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
My friend decided he wants to be a podiatrist even though I tried to talk him out of it.
I guess he's put his foot down.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
E is not in a lot of things though
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I'm surprised to find myself working at NASA even though i never graduated high school.
Someone had to clean the toilets and keep the place clean.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A guy told me heβd give me $5 if I could tell him two things that hold water. I though for a minute then said....
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︎ Sep 20 2020
It is though
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I wouldn't suggest wearing them swimming though
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︎ Jun 13 2020
This son of a bitch got me. Can't be mad though; I set him up and did even realize it.
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︎ May 11 2020
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
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︎ Sep 21 2020
There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose
It was a whisk I had to take
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My business is on the verge of bankcruptcy even though I am doing everything right.
It doesn't make any cents.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I thought all the trees were broken when they lost their leaves this winter. They're starting to come back now though.
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