As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonny1211
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Thought I heard someone say β€œHello” in Arabic

But it was a false Salaam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurens_tits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses

All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meta-Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Thought this pun was original. It is not.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenerdnamedtom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,

turns out it's by the Cinnabon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, β€œWow! I never thought our son could go so far!”

I said, β€œI know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself

Where the heck is the ceiling?

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One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-

β€œThat’s not very mature!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantomcatnip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Thought of this while on drugs.

Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashFoxSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...

But it was just my cold field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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Thought I just saw Shaggy in the supermarket...

It wasn’t him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_fury_2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Wow never thought I'd get this far
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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This guy told me he was Harry Potter’s godfather. I thought he was messing with me.

He told me he was Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humidittities
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.

If one store goes down, they will all go down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rx3065
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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You thought 2020 was bad?

Wait until it turns β€˜21 and can start drinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoymondRoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Thought of this one while I was cooking last night

My left hand is clean, but, on the other hand, I did touch meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxigenate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmkwee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I thought this was pretty good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbigbigwow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I thought parfumes were useless but they do make scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ernieko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance πŸ˜‚ I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges

It was kinda pointless...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooperdDooper48
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNationed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...

I think I’ll call it β€œMr. Holland’s Opus”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leeericewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.

I told him they look oak-eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I was at the recruitment agency and the consultant asked me what I thought of voluntary work?

I wouldn't do it if you paid me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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All these years it was thought that Yoda only had one name. His family name is....

Ley-dihu!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β€œ I pulled a small prank on the elevator

But it escalated quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcham28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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...and no one thought about Nutellock ?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oprlt94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Thought I would toss this one in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I lost my train of thought

It got Derailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was watching an EzPz vid on r/Im14andthisisdeep, and thought I'd make a meme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KAM_Kayla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I thought you folks would like this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bread_Squid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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