I was asked to test a new tea specifically formulated for small Australian Marsupials, and feedback on my thoughts.

It was Koala tea.

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📅︎ May 31 2021
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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If you guys thought 2020 was over, I have bad news....

Next year is 2020 too.

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📅︎ May 21 2021
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I thought I heard news of a country making money out of soft pear-shaped fruits with sweet dark flesh and many small seeds...

But I guess it was a fig mint of my imagination.

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📅︎ May 27 2021
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I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

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👤︎ u/T33NW01F
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...

But he saw right through it

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👤︎ u/CGballin
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
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📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
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👤︎ u/duskyfoxer
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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I thought I would tell a joke about this new set of drills I got.

I’m sure it would just bore you though.

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📅︎ May 19 2020
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I thought I would be happy with one new monitor

but one LED to another.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I swear I just thought of a new color

Or maybe it was just a pigment of my imagination

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📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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Found this in new thought it belonged here
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📅︎ May 21 2019
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Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
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👤︎ u/turboboob
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...

But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Smile
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Me when people ask me thoughts on that new musical with rebel Wilson in it
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📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Just saw the new Lion King and thought the Wildebeests were pretty unrealistic.

You can tell it was fake gnus.

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📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:

"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"

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📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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If you thought this year was strange, I’ve got some news for you.

2019 will be odd too.

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📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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I was having second thoughts about buying a new mattress so I decided to...

Sleep on it

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👤︎ u/ndbailey89
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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I thought my kids would be nervous about trying the new Indian restaurant in town...

but they had no reservations

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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My girlfriend ask me what I thought of our new pillows

I told her I would have to sleep on it. What have I become.

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👤︎ u/miricalmax
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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I had a thought of a new Canadian superhero...

Candida alberticans He really grows on you.

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📅︎ May 10 2016
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My fiance asked what I thought of the new Greek restaurant.

I said it was nice but it was a little Spartan inside.

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👤︎ u/aadhate
📅︎ May 26 2016
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My wife asked what I thought of the new decorations
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👤︎ u/turtle_flu
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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Thought this group might like to submit some of their masterpieces to VIZIO's new "Dadisms" campaign.

http://viziodadisms.com/
I post this now in the hopes that hilarity could be the byproduct

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Thought I would share my first "dad joke" that I experienced at my new job

So tonight around closing time I was helping a middle aged man pick out a pair of jeans. I rung him up and told him the price, he looked at me and said "isn't everything half off today" and gave me this serious look. I let out a small fake laugh and said "No". He then laughed and said "I guess that one went right over your head!". I looked at him and let out another fake laugh. I had to resist telling him that I got the joke, but that it just wasn't funny...like at all.

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👤︎ u/unclemeat9
📅︎ Nov 08 2013
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Dad's thoughts on my new work uniform..

So I recently got some part time work and I'm beginning today and my dad offered to give me a lift over. I had to pick up some black clothes aswell as part of my uniform.

We ere just getting ready to leave and my father was looking at me and said "You should of wore orange!", I hadn't a clue what the hell he was talking about, and before I could even reply he followed up "...because Orange is the New Black right?!" almost immediately!

He doesn't even watch the damn show..

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👤︎ u/Sefilis
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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At first, I thought I had come up with a new color of paint. But...

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

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👤︎ u/Fenix1371
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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