My so-so grandmother got me socks.
“This takes me back.”
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
But it was a false Salaam.
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
C
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
The result was divided.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
turns out it's by the Cinnabon.
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
That would be something, now wooden tit?
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
Fortunately, it was just a kid napping.
It’s mail-dominated.
Where the heck is the ceiling?
Stationary.
“That’s not very mature!”
Pulp fiction.
A calcu-now.
Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
Because he was kept under wraps...
But it was just my cold field.
He told me he was Sirius.
It wasn’t him
I have to decide if I have $20 to burn.
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
...an ether/oar situation...
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Wait until it turns ‘21 and can start drinking.
“This takes me back.”
