I just thought of this from all the b-day greetings i got in facebook today
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👤︎ u/nixsauce
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I found a spot of cancer on my BINGO Card

Don't worry, it was B9.

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My boss asked me to skim through a document

So today at work, my boss asked us to skim through a document regarding a new/old procedure. When she finished I ask if I could almond milk it since I don't drink dairy.

They actually laughed.

I don't know if I should feel proud or embarrassed for them that they thought it was actually funny.

Maybe a bit of a and b.

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