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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The reason there is so few organ donors is
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
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︎ Oct 30 2020
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
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︎ Dec 15 2020
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I've always hated Santa for some reason...
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, whatβs their porpoise?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
There are two reasons not to drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
For some reason I always get sick during holidays.
I must have a weekend immune system...
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
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︎ Oct 22 2020
There were a lot of dead ants in my drink for some reasons
So I guess you could call them my ant tea bodies
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
And you can guess the reason why.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I hate arguing against circular reasoning
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Hey everyone, thanks for keeping this community awesome, but due to several reasons, I've decided to stop making dad jokes, here's why
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
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︎ May 18 2020
The reason people won't wear a mask is because they have
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just canβt put my finger on it.
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︎ May 23 2020
hereβs the reason for internet censorship
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︎ Aug 27 2020
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
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︎ Jul 22 2020
There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Reason why you should take up marathon training
It will help you in the long run.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
So I wanted to withdraw some money.
Have to try again later because for some reason I canβt ATM.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I finally got to cash in on a joke today that Iβve been looking for a reason to use for years
Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.
We got back to the house and my nephew said...
Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.
Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?
Nephew: no. Is it still broken?
Me: yeah. Thereβs a big crack in it still.
He didnβt get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I donβt care.
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︎ May 31 2020
I cut myself making a sandwich today.
They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
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︎ May 24 2020
What was the fishβs reason for doing things?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Can't cross-post for some reason
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Would it not stand to reason....
That 80 is the french equivalent of 420
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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︎ May 08 2019
Thereβs a reasonable I donβt tell jokes about fungi.
Too mushroom for error.
Edit: reason damn auto fill.
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︎ May 16 2020
There's only 2 reasons I don't let my girlfriend drive my Ferrari ...
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I don't have a Ferrari
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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︎ May 14 2020
Avon Lady
What was the reason for the Avon Lady funny walk?
Her lipstick
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︎ Dec 13 2020
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water
Number one, and number two
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