The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
I've always hated Santa for some reason...
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
I asked a friend for one reason I shouldn't murder my boss.
His answer was simple. There is no Netflix in prison.
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
There are two reasons not to drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
For some reason I always get sick during holidays.
I must have a weekend immune system...
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
There were a lot of dead ants in my drink for some reasons
So I guess you could call them my ant tea bodies
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
And you can guess the reason why.
Hey everyone, thanks for keeping this community awesome, but due to several reasons, I've decided to stop making dad jokes, here's why
The reason people won't wear a mask is because they have
Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
here’s the reason for internet censorship
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Reason why you should take up marathon training
It will help you in the long run.
I finally got to cash in on a joke today that I’ve been looking for a reason to use for years
Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.
We got back to the house and my nephew said...
Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.
Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?
Nephew: no. Is it still broken?
Me: yeah. There’s a big crack in it still.
He didn’t get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I don’t care.
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
What was the fish’s reason for doing things?
Can't cross-post for some reason
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
Would it not stand to reason....
That 80 is the french equivalent of 420
There's only 2 reasons I don't let my girlfriend drive my Ferrari ...
-
I don't have a Ferrari
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I don't have a girlfriend.
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
There’s a reason why pilots don’t buy beachside property.
I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka,gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the top floor. Didn’t have a good reason,
Just needed something to lift my spirits
For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage
I don't know watt I'm forgetting
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
Why did the train kill the other train for no good reason?
The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...
They didn't cut any corners
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?"
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water
Number one, and number two
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