A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.
Oh, so that’s the reason!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
The reason there is so few organ donors is
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
And you can guess the reason why.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
The reason people won't wear a mask is because they have
here’s the reason for internet censorship
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
What was the fish’s reason for doing things?
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka,gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the top floor. Didn’t have a good reason,
Just needed something to lift my spirits
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
Why did the train kill the other train for no good reason?
The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...
They didn't cut any corners
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
The main reason there are so many dormant volcanoes on Earth is
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
Sometimes, for no apparent reason, the number 12 makes me happy
If there's one reason why I love the shovel...
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was “The Love Machine.”
It’s because I sucked at tennis.
There’s a reason I don’t speak with the Taliban any more.
What was the crippled Frenchman's reason for being handicapped
The reason why Quokkas have pouches
The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
What are the top two reasons you shouldn’t drink water from a toilet?
Number 1)...and number 2)
Did you know that people go to acting school and prison for the same reason?
They just don't know how to act.
The reason why I don't trust the stairs
They're always up to something
Is there ever a reason to break the end off your pencil?
I think the biggest reason teen pregnancies get such a bad rap
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
The top ten reasons to procrastinate
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