"I argue with windows a lot"
They don't admit you window
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
Why should you never argue with a knife?
Because it will always have a point
PS, this was inspired from a comment I saw on an instagram post, and also I apologize if this joke has already been posted as I did not take the time to check if it has been.
When birds argue...
...do they use fowl language?
Don't argue with cacti. You'll lose.
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
It's intense tense in tents
There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
I’m not sure why people continue to argue and complain about Star Wars
It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
You can't argue with deaf people
They won't listen to reason
I know that we all have different views and argue a lot on reddit, but here’s something we have in common.
People who are reading this are on the same page.
What kind of bear won’t argue?
People say I always argue about everything
Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..
This is why we argue so much.
This is what we argue about?
Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.
Whenever my girlfriend wants to argue about something, she waits until I’m relaxing in my hammock.
A vegan and a carnivore eat at the same table but don't argue.
Because they don't have beef for each other.
Credits: My 5 year old nephew.
As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
When baseball players hock loogies while they argue with the umpires . . .
My girlfriend doesn't like to argue about Indian food.
She's pretty naan confrontational.
why are politicians so frustrating to argue with?
because they always act on aMotion.
My friends were convinced that boats stay docked due to the anchor. I knew the real answer, but I was alone so I decided not to argue.
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
Never argue with a vampire making coffee...
It’ll get their blood boiling.
Never argue with your deaf wife
Otherwise you'll never hear the end of it
Curtains might argue during the daytime.
But they always come together at night.
Never argue with a Möbius strip.
They are always one-sided
Why do engineers never argue?
Because they're always having civil discussion
You can never argue for very long with an Ent.
They always manage to get to the root of the conflict, instead of beating around the bush.
What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?
I hate when non-chemist argue about the corrosiveness of acids
They're such baseless arguments
What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?
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