He’ll do anything for a buck.
Wrong post
It was impeckable
Utter destruction.
Because people are dying to get in.
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Oops, wrong place for this post
Because people are dying to get in
Sorry, just realized this was a repost.
It’s okay now all it needed was a repost
I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence
Authorities are looking into it.
So I offered to repost it
Time to get a new fence
Howdy Neigh - Brr
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
Because people are dying to get in!
(My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
I guess that's why I'm always reposting.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
The Department of Da Fence.
This is a shit post
I figured he was stone-walling me.
Police are looking into it.
Udder destruction.
Repeat? Ok. Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Doesn’t he know cow tipping is illegal?
Attempted murder
My neighbor is dead against it.
I said to him, “That’s the point”
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked.
The monk replied "religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, but why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
I have Post-traumatic-stress-disorder.
Because people are dying to get in!
Utter destruction
A new fence
People were dying to get in.
People are dying to get in
People are just dying to get in
Because people are dying to get in.
Authorities are looking into it
It was udder destruction.
It was udder destruction.
