you know what drives old people up the wall?

stair lifts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emily-Savage
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Muhammad Wall-E.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
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What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

"dam"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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A brick wall fell on a man.

He was in mortar peril.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarCrimesinBelarus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2021
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I'd tell yous all a joke about a wall

However none of you would get over it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drebz87
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2021
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We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...

was a mazing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2021
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What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?

β€œDam!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GirlMom929
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience

The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2021
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What did one wall say to the other?

Meet me at the corner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrianBash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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What are prison walls made out of?

CONcrete

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/prq9218
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dough1360
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2021
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Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up

I gotta say, it really tied the room together...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2021
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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You know what drives everybody up the wall?

Elevators.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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USA's border wall is a

statue

of limitations

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dym_sh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2020
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The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.

I needed a creative outlet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Piano_Trombone_Guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen

I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."

Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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Cum on the wall..

And call it walnut

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shreecasm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.

-Dad, what are you doing?

-Listening to AC/DC.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ranjanatharva
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....

Its called a door.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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I might just lean against the wall

If I may be so inclined

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2021
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What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

Dam.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.

I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street

Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levainletlive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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What happens when you break the 4th wall?

The ceiling will fall and crush you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daani_G
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jradio610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."

(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/curioushom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s a little condescending.”

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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levitron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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I took some money off the wall…

Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?

Oh wait... I'm holding it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ndisa44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ozmofasho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Oh dam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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The fish swam into a wall..

Dam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?

Dam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heightsenberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam(n).

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