you know what drives old people up the wall?
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Muhammad Wall-E.
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οΈ Jun 08 2021
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
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οΈ May 31 2021
A brick wall fell on a man.
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οΈ May 25 2021
I'd tell yous all a joke about a wall
However none of you would get over it.
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οΈ May 24 2021
We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...
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οΈ May 28 2021
What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?
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οΈ May 10 2021
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
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οΈ May 09 2021
What did one wall say to the other?
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οΈ Mar 29 2021
What are prison walls made out of?
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οΈ Apr 27 2021
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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οΈ Jun 27 2020
You know what drives everybody up the wall?
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
USA's border wall is a
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οΈ Feb 16 2021
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
What invention allows us to see through walls?
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
Cum on the wall..
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
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οΈ Oct 17 2020
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
I might just lean against the wall
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οΈ Jan 30 2021
What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we donβt get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
What happens when you break the 4th wall?
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, βThatβs a little condescending.β
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
I took some money off the wallβ¦
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
The fish swam into a wall..
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?
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οΈ Jan 22 2021
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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οΈ Jan 19 2021
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
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οΈ Jan 24 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
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