A list of puns related to "Paries"
I wonβt walk into a mime field unless I never want to be heard from again
Baguette-pipes
Eiffel.
A Sorbonne
sure is an eye-full.
they are both paris sites
At a Boo Lingerie
inSeine
You win some, Jerusalem.
The incident was reported in the French Press.
Pain.
One egg was un oeuf
(Please read part one first)
News of Quasimodo's death reached his village, and his brother Demimodo journeyed to Paris to pay his respects to his brother.
After visiting the grave, he went to the cathedral to express his gratitude to the Archbishop and his staff for looking after his brother in life and in death.
In conversation, the Archbishop learned that despite having the same gnarled hands as his brother, Demimodo also was an experienced bell ringer, having performed this service at his village church, using the same technique.
Demimodo was hired to replace his brother and started to ring the bells morning, noon and night. Some said he rang them better than his brother.
Come Easter time, and Demimodo decided to offer a grand symphony before the bells went quiet on Maundy Thursday.
On the Wednesday night, Demimodo went into orchestral mode and played superbly. As his brother did, he too wanted to end on a crescendo, and like his brother, he too took a flying leap at the last bell.
And missed.
Once again, the public were asked by the gendarmes if anyone knew who this poor soul was. The same person who spoke of Quasimodo replied, "I don't know his name, but he was a dead ringer for his brother."
You quickly pull your Paris chute
I think Iβm in Louvre.
They both are PARIS-SITE
And Eiffel for it.
Eiffel.
It was amazing, don't get me wrong, but I'm lucky to be here to be honest. I was up the very top, and there was a massive gust of wind, and unfortunately Ie ffel!
Because the sign says 'No Trespassing'
He's in Seine.
She wasn't feeling so hot.
Parisites.
Loved it, but the architecture was a bit of an Eiffel.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘He was inSeine
In case they get a hole in one.
Because they drank it all
...he now has a European Record.
There's nothing left but de brie
Theyβre both Paris Sites
Theyβre both Paris sites
Eiffel.
"They're both Paris sites."
sure is an eye-full.
Both are Paris sights
Eiffel.
But Eiffel off.
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