Last night I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles...

This mornings trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeareStarstuff7
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
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My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.

Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..

His next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I ingested some scrabble tiles

My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

The next diaper change could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I got the roof tiles for free...

They’re on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I recently caught my dog eating my Scrabble tiles

I lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
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Why can’t a tile walk very well?

He has square feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring

Probably because he has lost his marble(s).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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The kids next door are throwing scrabble tiles at each other.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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How many PokΓ©mon does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?

I was floored when I found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...

Not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My dog just ate some Scrabble tiles.

His next poop could spell disaster.

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One day i found a ceiling tile

On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherrerluck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moothane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?

It's called "I Am Grout"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch3000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I tripped over a floor tile at work today-

I got floored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spathens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...

I’m in for some vowel movement later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARS0N_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.

I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Only three more tiles to finish the bathroom.

That's almost floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyBalm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...

It was a separation of church and slate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KZedUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles today.

My next bowel movement could spell disaster!

As seen on Gab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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The latest thing in flooring are these ductile floor tiles. They’re great because they’re flexible but...

They have a tendency to quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdmcstuffins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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I wanted to redo the flooring in my living room, but I did not have enough tiles...

It was a few'tile effort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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I ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles yesterday.

My morning bowel movement this morning spelled disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElmerJShagnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I went to the home improvement store to compare prices on new carpet, wood, and tile.

The prices floored me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaunceychaunce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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My dog swallowed some scrabble tiles....

His next walk could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieyoung
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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Got my brother good while removing some tile

He asked, "where did you out the glasses?" "I left then right by the gloves" "Huh, maybe I didn't see them" "Well maybe you need glasses"

End scene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBREEZE223
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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Why wasn't dad worried about the asbestos in the tiles?

Cause at least it wasn't asworstos.

Edit: credit to /u/BlameItOnBlue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDrComfort
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor6872
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles..

My next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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