I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.
I got angry,
'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said
Well, I replied
'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '
After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot....
My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles
And my dad said, "I told you that method would be fewtile"
My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".
I got the roof tiles for free...
I recently caught my dog eating my Scrabble tiles
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
Why can’t a tile walk very well?
How many Pokémon does it take to tile a roof?
Depends how thinly you slice them.
Accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...
Not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?
I was floored when I found out.
One day i found a ceiling tile
On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"
Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?
I tripped over a floor tile at work today-
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...
I’m in for some vowel movement later.
Only three more tiles to finish the bathroom.
Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...
It was a separation of church and slate.
I wanted to redo the flooring in my living room, but I did not have enough tiles...
It was a few'tile effort.
The latest thing in flooring are these ductile floor tiles. They’re great because they’re flexible but...
They have a tendency to quack
I ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles yesterday.
My morning bowel movement this morning spelled disaster.
I went to the home improvement store to compare prices on new carpet, wood, and tile.
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I ate Scrabble tiles for breakfast
The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster
I ate some scrabble tiles.
I fear my next bathroom visit could spell DISASTER.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…
…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot.....
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..
His next poop could spell disaster.
My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
The next diaper change could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I ingested some scrabble tiles
My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!!!
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
The kids next door are throwing scrabble tiles at each other.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.
My dog just ate some Scrabble tiles.
His next poop could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles..
My next poop could spell disaster.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.
I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles today.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster!
As seen on Gab.
My dog swallowed some scrabble tiles....
His next walk could spell disaster.
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