"... and one for the road."
They were staking out the joint.
I'm Hispanic buying
I chose Mask It or Casket
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What do you call drugs in a saucepan? Pot.
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What do you call drugs stored inside the back of your pants? Crack.
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What do you call drugs stored in a car battery? Acid
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What do you call drugs found between 2 slabs of concrete? Crack
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What do you call drugs in a junked up or hoarded room? Meth
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What is it called when you have all the drugs you could want? Ecstacy
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What do you call someone using drugs in the top part of a house? A drug attic
He was showing me his food. He grabbed a slab of meat from the fridge and dropped it down on the counter in front of me. "This meat is from the best cows in town," he said.
I said, "It's a nice offer, but tell them they haven't cooked it properly."
every time someone calls him, he answers "joe's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!"
We were looking at the routes on a slab wall and I said "Falling off always sucks, but on THAT wall, it's just a slab in the face."
At dinner with wife and parents-in-law.
Mother-in-law to waitress: I'll have the half slab of ribs
Waitress: Okay
Father-in-law to waitress: You didn't ask which half she wanted!
"City morgue! You stab 'em we slab 'em"
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
And says "A beer please and one for the road."
He tells the bartender one beer please and one for the road
He Says, “A Beer Please And One For The Road”.
He says one for me and one for the road
He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. He says "One please and a beer for the road."
