but it's certainly up there.
But it’s up there.
He immediately said, “Well, I wouldn’t eat them.”
That was the highlight of my day.
"This is a stick up!"
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
It’s not the best, but it is up there
It’s not the best, but it’s up there.
But it's up there.
It was definitely the high light of my day.
I'm a big fan.
Would that make the people who enjoy my music “Ceiling Fans”?
CEILING! CEILING! CEILING! CEILING!
My wife saw me struggling to reach it since it was pretty high up.
She said, "Let me get something for you to stand on. Do you prefer the ladder or the step stool?"
I said, "I'll take the latter."
So she brought me the step stool, just like I asked.
Complete waist of money. He just kept saying “I love how smooth it is”
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
He was a ceiling fan.
Butcher tells him if he can jump up and touch it, he gets half off his purchase. If not, he pays double. The man looks up at the beef and says,
“Nah. The steaks are too high.”
This evening’s definitely looking up
Because they're afraid of it blowing up.
But they’re definitely up there.
He asks the bartender, "Why is there a piece of steak hanging from the ceiling?
The bartender replies, "If somebody jumps and manages to hit the steak, all drinks will be free for the entire night. However, if somebody tries and misses, they will have to buy drinks for everybody else for the entire night. Would you like to try?"
The man thinks about it and replies, "No thanks, the stakes are too high."
but it’s definitely up there.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
But it's definitely up there.
...It’s definitely up there.
You make me want to throw up
On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"
it’s up there.”
I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!
“I screwed up!”
...I must have left it in Aeroplane Mode.
...but it's definitely up there.
It’s definitely up there…
Not sure its the best ceiling in the world, but it's up there.
I've been reading up.
Apparently floors are beneath her.
It was the high-light of my life.
But it's up there.
"Look, son! Its my biggest fan!"
Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is.
People who like it would be Ceiling fans.
Just a head's-up.
I'm just looking at my ceiling... Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but...
It's right up there.
I asked her how does it even get up there?? She replied, "Hot hair rises."
"here she comes, with her biggest fan!"
It wasn't a big fan.
"No, that's my big head." he replied.
Because when you put a roof over the house, you're sealing it shut.
I quickly responded with "I bet it's last words were: Don't forget me, I was your biggest fan" My daughter let out a loud sigh while started laughing.
That's because it would go over your head.
"All right," he said. "One more and you can start a fan club!"
"This is a stick up!"