Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papercup1212
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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I heard that the Cap’n Crunch guy pranked the Froot Loops guy.

It’s ok, Toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.

Guess you could call him a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanky_swanker
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Come on now, Cap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrinchZaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Good one Cap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumanfu13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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(OC) I’m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Do you like my knee cap?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomenein
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Good morning, Cap'n!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Picture of my fiancee's knee cap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jak0shadows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?

Skipper of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhulifactor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Caps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Takamura_001
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.

My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Caps being locked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...

It's a stocking cap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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im balding and my girlfriend said I need to wear a hat to cover it up. I told her no and she broke up with me... no cap..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneelijah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Caps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcyFrogg
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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ALL CAPS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FudgePuffin94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap

I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00nic0rn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps

I think he's a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponmemes
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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SORRY THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS,

BUT MY KEYBOARD WAS BROKEN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanAsFarAsIKnow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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ONE OF MY KIDS BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

I’M NOT UPSET, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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CAPS LOCK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckEE-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byumbyum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said β€œremove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My cap for graduation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefuhkneeyah
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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CANNIBAL: β€œHey, how did I get this cap, gown, and diploma?”

ME: β€œit must have been the grad-U-ate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackSaliva
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Gang member turned dentist: I’m going to pop a cap in your mouth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.

Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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If Mark Ruffalo wore Cap's costume... reddit.com/r/marvelstudio…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambs0n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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This vial caps company's slogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegalaxyexplorer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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A guy threw his graduation cap too early for the picture.

You could say it was a premature ecapulation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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My son pulled the pump cap off the shampoo bottle and threw it on the floor...

He told me he deCAPitated it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yugogrl2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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My caps lock is broken.

Now I can't get at any of my hats.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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It's a knee-cap...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TayReed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short

My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zac_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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It's an iced cap!!

https://imgur.com/gallery/KLl1N

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HipLunatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...

I am very attractive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidRitz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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My university gave me my graduation cap yesterday

I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."

He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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They have a lot of caps in America

My brother is currently on a vacation in America, and he sent me a pic from inside a store selling caps. Naturally i warned him not to become CAPtain America...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pellep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Knee cap.

So my brother just hit me with this one. He looks around asking if anyone had a hat. He eventually got one and put it on my knee and says "look, its a knee-cap." He then starts to laugh pretty hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yesitzdaniel
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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