Finance graduation cap puns/ideas!?!?!
I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."
I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
I broke my back in a car accident and I'm looking for a pun for my grad cap
So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.
I heard that the Cap’n Crunch guy pranked the Froot Loops guy.
It’s ok, Toucan play that game.
Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.
Guess you could call him a capitalist.
The term "caps" is not valid unless you multiply this...
(OC) I’m graduating tomorrow, this is my cap. Forever a loan
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?
There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
Picture of my fiancee's knee cap.
What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?
At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...
My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Pun Help: need funny saying for graduation cap
I’m graduating with my Masters in MIS (Management Information Systems) and am seeking suggestions for punny graduation cap mottos or sayings that I could use related to my MIS Degree. Thanks!!
My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps
I think he's a capitalist.
SORRY THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS,
BUT MY KEYBOARD WAS BROKEN.
ONE OF MY KIDS BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.
I’M NOT UPSET, BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT.
I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said “remove cap and twist up bottom”
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
CANNIBAL: “Hey, how did I get this cap, gown, and diploma?”
ME: “it must have been the grad-U-ate”
Gang member turned dentist: I’m going to pop a cap in your mouth.
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.
Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.
This vial caps company's slogan
A guy threw his graduation cap too early for the picture.
You could say it was a premature ecapulation.
My son pulled the pump cap off the shampoo bottle and threw it on the floor...
He told me he deCAPitated it.
My caps lock is broken.
Now I can't get at any of my hats.
When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
It's an iced cap!!
First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...
My university gave me my graduation cap yesterday
I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."
He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."
They have a lot of caps in America
My brother is currently on a vacation in America, and he sent me a pic from inside a store selling caps. Naturally i warned him not to become CAPtain America...
So my brother just hit me with this one. He looks around asking if anyone had a hat. He eventually got one and put it on my knee and says "look, its a knee-cap." He then starts to laugh pretty hard.