What did Captain America say to his wife after taking Viagra?
"I can keep this up all night"
Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
Should we give Captain America's fight technique a name. I have one.
Capslock
Captain America vs Wolverine imgur.com/Uhy8rOJ
Why didnt Captain America lift Thor’s hammer untill he needed to?
He didn’t want to steal his thunder
Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
Remember how Red Skull was being consumed by fire in the end of Captain America
Guess you could say he needed a fire HYDRAnt
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
If Falcon becomes Captain America
Does he become Captain Falcon?
I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...
general lee marvelous.
What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?
Hail Hydrate
While watching "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" last night
My wife mentioned that she was surprised Scarlett Johansson had such a big roll in the movie.
I responded, "Yeah I know, I thought she was more of a biscuit person..."
I got the beloved groan.
My dad, while watching "Captain America: The First Avenger"
Dad: I don't get why that guy is bald.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: Everyone keeps calling him "Herr Doktor."
What do you get when you cross captain America and the hulk?
Star spangled Banner
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?
The Star Spangled Banner.
If the Hulk knocked up Captain America
Would that be a star-spangled Banner?
